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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 10:45:29 No.8373564 View View Reply Original Report

AEW spent money on this guy lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 10:47:10 No.8373571 Report

Quoted By: >>8373588 >>8373979

>>8373564
One of the smartest investments in Professional Wrestling history. Parker will make Tony a lot of money in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 10:48:50 No.8373579 Report

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>>8373564
Porker and Top Holla are must watch wrestlers, ya obese smark

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 10:51:34 No.8373588 Report

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>>8373571
anti dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 10:55:03 No.8373601 Report

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>>8373564
Parker feels like he's at some point, just randomly going to go from being kinda silly to being dimes, and it won't be some slow transition, he'll just wake up one day and it'll click.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 10:57:52 No.8373606 Report

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>>8373564
This guy fuckin SUCKS lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 11:00:52 No.8373613 Report

Quoted By: >>8373615 >>8374418

>>8373564
Why is this guy out of shape? Why is he fat? Why is he such a FAGGOT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 11:01:38 No.8373615 Report

Quoted By: >>8373651 >>8373670

>>8373613
he played college ball that's what a real athlete looks like not some roided up freak who dies of heart attack at the age of 40

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 11:13:52 No.8373651 Report

Quoted By: >>8374418

>>8373615
He should've trained harder. I don't care what "a real athlete" looks like, it's wrestling. You should know that in wrestling, your physical apperance must be, at least, 20% similar to the Greek gods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 11:26:30 No.8373670 Report

Quoted By: >>8373915 >>8373920 >>8374418

>>8373615
You don’t think college athletes do steroids (and him at one point as well assuredly)? Source me: we did, and at sports you’d never imagine. We had a guy give me a shot of winstrol in my ass while I shot my jizz on your mom’s. What a rush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 13:00:55 No.8373895 Report

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>>8373564
>Pork Lesbian
>The Next Gay Thing
>The Yeast Incarnate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 13:06:43 No.8373915 Report

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>>8373670
you had to cheat like a little pussy kek. Parker is clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 13:08:56 No.8373920 Report

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>>8373670
That guy probably shot you with estrogen, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 13:09:45 No.8373921 Report

Quoted By: >>8374425

>>8373564
He's such a weird entertaining retarded motherfucker. He's unironically one of AEW's best signings. I blame Tony for a lot but I'll never blame him for spending money on that spastic freak because he's more fun to watch than most of the AEW roster combined. The Elite can fuck off. Give me more based Parker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 13:30:32 No.8373979 Report

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>>8373571
T. He's is very tapped in with the culture

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:03:24 No.8374359 Report

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>>8373564
Tony wastes a lot of money on dimeless geeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:07:55 No.8374375 Report

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>>8373564
Will literally never draw a dime with those retarded tattoos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:10:22 No.8374383 Report

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>>8373564
Wouldn't be surprised if he does it for free cause he's based and loves wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:19:23 No.8374418 Report

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>>8373613
>>8373651
>>8373670
It's really simple you retards, he trained for functional strength and leg strength when he was playing football and he's still used to working out that way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:21:15 No.8374425 Report

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>>8373921
This is true, NXT wasted him with that gay silent slow monster gimmick, his retarded Zoomer jock gimmick is dimes as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:42:55 No.8374527 Report

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>>8373564
what wrestling company spent money on him first?

Kostas Gangstar

Kostas Gangstar Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:46:19 No.8374542 Report

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>>8373564
Yeah and it's a good investment. He's proto brock. He's getting there. Honestly one of the best up and cumers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:47:12 No.8374548 Report

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>>8373564
He is fucking based. Don't give a fuck what any of you say. The jumping around after every move is hilarious. He puts 100% into every move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:52:05 No.8374582 Report

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>>8373564
Slop Lesnar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:53:23 No.8374589 Report

Quoted By: >>8374758 >>8374767

sheessshhhhh this guy bussin on aew fr fr fr ong

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:53:46 No.8374591 Report

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>>8373564
that nigga is straight goofy dawg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:55:47 No.8374615 Report

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>>8373564
Bobby Eaton looked like shit too but he was one of the greatest workers of all time. Don't judge a book by its cover. Parker is going to get mega over and draw some serious dimes. Fuck WWE and fuck e-drones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 15:58:16 No.8374631 Report

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>>8373564
WWE too lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:00:55 No.8374647 Report

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WWE fired him for having the nerve to get himself over. It worked out for him because everyone knows he's Parker over whatever the fuck WWE changed his name into.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:13:44 No.8374711 Report

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>over six feet tall and over 200 pounds

Will never complain about AEW signing adult sized wrestlers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:17:33 No.8374732 Report

Quoted By: >>8374749 >>8374754

He needs to be taken off TV right now and developed until he is ready to be a wrestler, his body is shocking, his attitude is completely ridiculous. AEW will get exposed hard by Parker because in NJPW and WWE there is a system and hierarchy and you must work yourself up and show deference and commitment, but it seems like Parker shows no respect to his teachers and elders and is trying to rocket to the top immediately when he looks like shit and acts like a child. If they do not slap him down and make him earn his way in then AEW will look so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:18:17 No.8374739 Report

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>>8373564
he's a based retard, something wrestling has been sorely lacking for decades

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:21:01 No.8374749 Report

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>>8374732
>Now that he's not Harland let me tell you what
:/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:21:28 No.8374754 Report

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>>8374732
>WWE there is a system and hierarchy and you must work yourself up and show deference and commitment.
Curtain call

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:22:54 No.8374758 Report

Quoted By: >>8374975

>>8374589
>flexes
>does nothing
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:24:51 No.8374767 Report

Quoted By: >>8374975

>>8374589
>Spams HCTP Brock taunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:25:05 No.8374769 Report

Quoted By: >>8375020 >>8375033

imagine paying for hit row, bronson reed, karrion kross, candice lerae, mia yim, emma, tegan nox to kill your ratings.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:57:22 No.8374975 Report

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>>8374758
>>8374767
bruh he like Lesnar but good

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 16:58:24 No.8374986 Report

Quoted By: >>8375100 >>8375121

Can we say generational talent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 17:01:47 No.8375020 Report

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>>8374769
Imagine being able to bring back all these people, destroy AEW's image as 'the good guys' and still make record profits.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 17:03:27 No.8375033 Report

Quoted By: >>8375100

>>8374769
Lmfao they do be signing these indie shitters whilst they let their star prospect go to their direct rival. Fucking amateurs!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 17:17:40 No.8375100 Report

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>>8375033
>>8374986
>Attack button
>Taunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 17:21:07 No.8375121 Report

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>>8374986
>when your clothesline is so fire you gotta jerk off to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 17:23:41 No.8375143 Report

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>>8373564
Worth every penny for this autism kino sheesh nigga

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 19:14:12 No.8376034 Report

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>>8373564
Kek
They also hired this guy

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