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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 19:53:30 No.8376380 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8376384 >>8376388 >>8376431 >>8376574 >>8376762 >>8376778 >>8376983 >>8377801 >>8378545 >>8379659 >>8379870 >>8380043 >>8380163 >>8380949 >>8383530

Alright everyone, we got a massive crowd of 20 people out there today! Big thanks to everyone here who gave free tickets out to their parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 19:54:14 No.8376384 Report

Quoted By: >>8377697

>>8376380
>*Eats Chicken*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 19:54:34 No.8376388 Report

Quoted By: >>8376539 >>8376751 >>8377213 >>8378483 >>8382749

>>8376380
I would kick all of your obese asses and that’s a shoot. Waifufags and joshipedos would acknowledge the fact they have no chance in hell with any women’s wrestlers…I guarantee it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 19:58:47 No.8376425 Report

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“If I literally see one flip out there I’m gonna heem the every living fuck out of you”

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 19:59:06 No.8376431 Report

Quoted By: >>8376534

>>8376380
oh? since when were you under the impression you were going over?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:11:27 No.8376534 Report

Quoted By: >>8383764

>>8376431
My cute cousin is in the crowd tonight so Im going over to look good infront of them. And hopefully after the show he'll agree to fuck my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:12:23 No.8376539 Report

Quoted By: >>8379737

>>8376388
Let's meet up and fight then, we can even record it for /pw/. Imagine the (You)s we would draw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:17:05 No.8376565 Report

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A bunch of obese smelly smarks flopping around in a bingo hall in front of a crowd of their younger sisters wearing cat ear headbands would go over big time in my small town brother

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:17:28 No.8376571 Report

Quoted By: >>8376600

can somebody run the planned finish by me again?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:17:59 No.8376574 Report

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>>8376380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q08st0s2Uc
I suggest you boys clear out since I got the gimmick that sold these tickets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:20:32 No.8376600 Report

Quoted By: >>8376629

>>8376571
We're trying to figure out the new ending. Originally we were gonna body slam you into a pile of legos but the Anon who said he was going to bring them couldn't afford the bus ticket to the arena for today.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:23:51 No.8376629 Report

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>>8376600
alright, I made a call. I'm going to do a piledriver but get back body dropped over the top rope and lose via count out

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:33:43 No.8376715 Report

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Bros I got lost on the way to the venue, where is this place? I need my 10 bucks and lukewarm hotdog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:39:44 No.8376751 Report

Quoted By:

>>8376388
im bigger than you but despite it looking ridiculous im happy to put you over because thats what the booker wants. its not real after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:40:45 No.8376762 Report

Quoted By:

>>8376380
it would just be a bunch of fat lads shooting on a bunch of flippy manlets if they dared to do a flip

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 20:42:47 No.8376778 Report

Quoted By:

>>8376380
>(In the voice of Robin Williams)
>GOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING SIIIIIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:00:11 No.8376895 Report

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I'm just gonna drink beer and smoke, I've got work in the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:03:47 No.8376911 Report

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Alright so the plan is I hit you with the superman punch and then the pedigree and you kick out at one. That'll go viral on twitter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:03:48 No.8376912 Report

Quoted By: >>8378900

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:05:53 No.8376924 Report

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I just came here from the supermarket. Why is Randy the Ram working there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:12:21 No.8376983 Report

Quoted By: >>8377082

>>8376380
>used to have a band
>had to sell tickets for a show (it was a relatively large venue)
>we play with a couple other people
>you can tell who came to see who because people are coming in and out
>I couldn’t sell any tickets (one person expected them to be free and said he would pay me later then no showed. Another no showed and a third person told me maybe and no showed) small crowd otherwise
>they cut us off early supposedly because the venue crew heard me complaining how they started late and were being unprofessional
Im never going back to that place and it sucks because a lot of the bands i know play there regularly. This post literally triggered me. Thanks for reading my blog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:16:33 No.8377022 Report

Quoted By: >>8377039

Hey anon, I know this is short notice but Hiromoot just told me we've got an extra 10 minutes due to some talent noshowing. You've got the stamina to go for 25 minutes right? I don't want to spend half of it doing restholds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:18:39 No.8377039 Report

Quoted By: >>8377062

>>8377022
Hell yeah. We'll do a "fight in the crowd" spot. They'll go crazy for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:19:40 No.8377049 Report

Quoted By: >>8377064

Why is Izzy backstage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:20:46 No.8377062 Report

Quoted By: >>8377236

>>8377039
Sounds good, can we make sure we do it over by the time keepers area? I'm trying to fuck the ring announcer and I want her to catch my scent mid match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:20:54 No.8377064 Report

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>>8377049
Come on, let her meet her heroes. What harm can it do?
She's 18 right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:22:31 No.8377082 Report

Quoted By: >>8377756

>>8376983
You strummed one thousand guitars, never drew a dime.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:23:54 No.8377093 Report

Quoted By: >>8377116

Who's taking my super swanton legdrop?
I genuinely don't remember who I'm up against. The cocktail of pills and heroine just wore off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:24:53 No.8377106 Report

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Look I know you're booked to squash me but I invited a girl so you've gotta let me get some offense in. I don't wanna look like a geek in front of her!
Do me this favor and I'll put in a good word for you with a couple of friends I know who work for Impact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:25:53 No.8377116 Report

Quoted By: >>8377144 >>8377573

>>8377093
You're in the match against my 15 year old nephew, just remember if anyone asks he's totally 17.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:28:55 No.8377144 Report

Quoted By:

>>8377116
Got it. 17.
Will make sure to use the sticks instead of the light tubes and tacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:39:25 No.8377213 Report

Quoted By:

>>8376388
You can't do shit, sashaschizo. The entire lockerroom would stuff you in a locker and then light it on fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:42:41 No.8377236 Report

Quoted By:

>>8377062
Say no more. I'll let you send me over the barricade too, let you shine in that section.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:43:50 No.8377243 Report

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Hey anon I didn't know you were booked on this show. Remember me? We trained together. I saw you on Dark last month, your match with Kip Sabian was awesome! Some people told me you got an invite to an nxt tryout next month, any chance you could mention my name to them when you're there?
Also while I have ya here, you wouldn't happen to have a few bucks you could loan me would you? I just need a tank of gas so I can make it to a booking on Thursday.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 21:46:23 No.8377258 Report

Quoted By: >>8377516

Hey anon I know this is a family show but I'm fucking blading. If the mods ask it happened hardway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 22:19:44 No.8377516 Report

Quoted By:

>>8377258
You blade in EVERY match, you tool. Nobody's gonna be shocked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 22:26:05 No.8377573 Report

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>>8377116
Wait...the new guy is 15? Bro, he told me 17...I just did all those things with him in the shower....

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 22:37:57 No.8377697 Report

Quoted By: >>8383503

>>8376384
STOP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 22:43:13 No.8377756 Report

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>>8377082
Yeah. Wasn’t really in it for the money though

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Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 22:46:34 No.8377801 Report

Quoted By: >>8378538

>>8376380
Who took a shit in my bag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 22:48:03 No.8377823 Report

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Hey does anyone have any somas? I'll give you a rimjob for some somas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 23:53:08 No.8378483 Report

Quoted By:

>>8376388
We'd make you change in the hall like the Miz you little bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 23:57:44 No.8378538 Report

Quoted By:

>>8377801
The anon who sold me my pills said he shat in someone's bag.
I wasn't fully aware of what he was saying from the black tar in my system, but he said something about bag shitting and then he talked shit about my Super Swanton Leg Drop

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Dec 2022 23:58:35 No.8378545 Report

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>>8376380
alright all joshpedos round up Im going to shoot them

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 00:00:40 No.8378573 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 00:25:31 No.8378890 Report

Quoted By: >>8379517

*Sits on a bench with legs split wide, jerking off slowly*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 00:26:24 No.8378900 Report

Quoted By:

>>8376912
fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:23:12 No.8379517 Report

Quoted By:

>>8378890
*breaks a fluorescent bulb over your cock and balls*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:26:35 No.8379567 Report

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Who shat in my gym bag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:29:28 No.8379603 Report

Quoted By: >>8379624

Why is nobody taking my advice, I'm trying to tell you whelps what's best for the business, I'm your senior and I'm wise and I've done this shit before and I know what fucking draws, stop doing moves, audiences hate it, they want a big strong guy like me to come in and squash you all and then end the show, don't fuck with the formula

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:30:50 No.8379624 Report

Quoted By:

>>8379603
mmm sounds like you want to get schoolboyed into my tack collection, babe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:34:20 No.8379659 Report

Quoted By: >>8379864

>>8376380
>parents
My parents have better shit to do than support me in any meaningful way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:39:39 No.8379737 Report

Quoted By: >>8379762

>>8376539
don’t even waste your time, he agreed to fight an anon earlier this year at an event and then hid the day of

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:40:52 No.8379762 Report

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>>8379737
I wouldn't be surprised if that was just him

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:43:50 No.8379806 Report

Quoted By: >>8379824

We changed the finish of your match, just thought you should know, just got off the phone with the booker now, you were originally going to hit your finish on the champ and pin him clean, but now what's going to happen is you go to hit your finisher but you botch it, and then me and my three buddies are going to run out holding 2x4s and we're going to beat the shit out of you with planks of wood with nails stuck in them and leave you for dead, and then we're going to wheel a big dumpster up to the ring and throw your lifeless body into it, and then my buddies are going to squirt lighter fluid and petrol into it and set it on fire, don't worry its a gimmicked dumpster you'll be able to crawl out the back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:45:23 No.8379824 Report

Quoted By:

>>8379806
Not gonna work for me brother.
Sorry. I'm going over clean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:47:43 No.8379864 Report

Quoted By:

>>8379659
This actually hit home for me.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:47:53 No.8379870 Report

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>>8376380
Hey look, anon is being approaching by the big leagues

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:48:26 No.8379876 Report

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I’m tired of seeing all these fucking video games being played back here. Next person to pull out a fucking gamestation 3 will be catching shoot pure strikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:50:28 No.8379909 Report

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Listen up jack, I'm getting my shit in tonight.
don't jump late on my chokeslam or I'm dropping your ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:52:20 No.8379950 Report

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Anon, a-are you staring at my bussy? Forget wrestles court, we’re taking care of this in the ring. These forearms are about to be snug as hell you son of a bitch.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:53:01 No.8379963 Report

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tom is ordering pizza for after the show do you guys want anything ?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:58:16 No.8380043 Report

Quoted By: >>8380056 >>8380937

>>8376380
So who am I working with tonight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 01:59:15 No.8380056 Report

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>>8380043
dedicated kabukibro

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 02:06:51 No.8380163 Report

Quoted By: >>8380955

>>8376380
Ok now that the office has left, I got every one's orders
Where's Wolfie? I got his dick pills and Heroin
Hey SashaSkitzo, I got your Haloperidol, fluphenazine, and chlorpromazine. please take it you're driving us all retarded
I got 8oz bag of weed for anon... Jesus dude try to cut back.
I think the bookers coming anon's
Everybody be cool and act natural

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 02:52:24 No.8380937 Report

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>>8380043
you're up against the Brooklyn brawler kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 02:53:18 No.8380949 Report

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>>8376380
OK WHO THE FUCK JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BAG??

LOOKING AT YOU SCATFAG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 02:53:40 No.8380955 Report

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>>8380163
Where's my fucking tren, I'm falling behind, I need to get big so the booker notices me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 03:09:04 No.8381150 Report

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I dont want to see any necro bumping tonight guys it's embarrassing it makes this board look bush league. Shit like that is the reason why this place is going down the tubes and why theres only 20 people out there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 03:09:48 No.8381156 Report

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Why are people putting wrestling equipment in my shit bags?

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 03:19:08 No.8381249 Report

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Where's the god damned 92 post already
Thats the bread and butter of this Rinky dink little shitter fed we are running
We can't go out in front of are fans unless someone gets a god damned 92!!!
Step it up lads

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 03:55:52 No.8381581 Report

Quoted By: >>8383048

>"Bros, my girlfriend is training to be a wrestler, but those fucking divas are making her dress in the hallway. You mind if she comes in and changes in here?"
YES OR NO

1st response continues the story of "Izzy's /pw/ Locker Room Scandal"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 04:12:34 No.8381723 Report

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I’m going to warmup for my match by having sex with a cute passing tranny, If any of you guys want in lmk, but it’ll cost you a Bottle of Jack and some Wendy’s Pretzel Pub Burgers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 06:37:05 No.8382749 Report

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>>8376388
kek

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 06:48:16 No.8382796 Report

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I CANT HANDLE THE PRESSURE!!!

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 07:08:36 No.8382903 Report

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>obnoxiously watches nip wrestling in the corner without headphones in
You guys a fan of kobashi? Anyone wanna take a burning hammer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 08:05:57 No.8383048 Report

Quoted By:

>>8381581
cool by me, brosef

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 10:31:30 No.8383503 Report

Quoted By:

>>8377697
Popped me ngl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 10:47:10 No.8383530 Report

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>>8376380
I'm just glad to be in front of more people than an average aew show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 11:57:16 No.8383764 Report

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>>8376534
Fucking faggot

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