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Jim Cornette says something mildly funny, but not really that funny

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:10:24 No.8384552 View View Reply Original Report

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hoohoohoo hahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>fake cough
HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA
>slams the table
I CANT BELIEVE HAHAHAHAHAHA
>takes a bump on floor "laughing"
OHHHH OHHHHH OHHH
>fake Jewish cackle
TEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEE HEEE HEEEE HEEE

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:12:27 No.8384570 Report

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Horse-laughing jew faggot.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:16:06 No.8384593 Report

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>>8384552
Jim Cornette says something the least bit edgy or controversial
>hey now now jim no!
Bangs table
>I’m doing that for the edit

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:17:33 No.8384603 Report

Quoted By: >>8388191

>>8384552
Brian Last has to be one of the biggest marks ever. Hate this faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:20:27 No.8384627 Report

Quoted By: >>8385821 >>8390891

Is that Mike Enoch?

OP's father after sees him being born with his head up his ass

OP's father after sees him being born with his head up his ass Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:23:35 No.8384651 Report

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:24:26 No.8384654 Report

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>>8384651
>after sees him
SIR

Ranjeet Romannobridge reing fan

Ranjeet Romannobridge reing fan Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:26:27 No.8384670 Report

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>>8384651
>after sees him
Good morning sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:27:22 No.8384677 Report

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>>8384651
>after sees him
GOOD MORNING SIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:27:29 No.8384678 Report

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i CoMpLeTeLy aGrEe wItH eVeRyThInG yUo JuSt sAiD jIm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:32:12 No.8384712 Report

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>>8384552
>chim
terrible enunciation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:35:06 No.8384733 Report

Quoted By: >>8384788 >>8384797

I’d like to rip on Brian, but deep down I know that if I had wealthy parents that took care of me well into adulthood I would also be living at home, playing with legos and watching wrestling all day. So I can’t be that mad at him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:42:35 No.8384788 Report

Quoted By: >>8384797 >>8384799 >>8386133

>>8384733
The fact that he's constantly claiming he's a "successful businessman" whenever he and Cornette are sucking their own dicks on the Podcast, despite the fact that he is a middle-aged manchild still being taken care of by his rich parents just makes me hate him more. At least own up to that, don't fucking try and put yourself over by claiming to be something you're not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:44:15 No.8384797 Report

Quoted By: >>8384808 >>8385018 >>8385343 >>8385890 >>8386294

>>8384733
>>8384788
Didnt he used to work for Sony music as a top exec or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:44:25 No.8384799 Report

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>>8384788
>worked in the music business
>actually a gopher for Sony music (((executives)))

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 15:45:27 No.8384808 Report

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>>8384797
He was the VP of fetching coffee and dropping off drycleaning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:13:25 No.8385006 Report

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>>8384552
But Brian no sells Jim's jokes often

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:15:39 No.8385018 Report

Quoted By: >>8385039 >>8385073 >>8385791 >>8385824

>mfw anti-Cornette marks seething this much
Brian's pretty much the best podcast host, aside from the Kayfabe Commentary guy who's now working with Nash on his podcast - he actually calls Jim out on his bullshit most of the time, and fills in the blanks when Jim can't remember specific details
>>8384797
He made so much money he could retire super-early, hence why he's doing all the Arcadian Vanguard stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:18:57 No.8385039 Report

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>>8385018
The only good about Brian is that he's the only non-wrestling personality to ever disagree with Jim on his show I'll give him that. His fake laughing is tiresome tho. Conrad when he's with Flair is worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:23:36 No.8385070 Report

Quoted By: >>8385095

How long do you think before Jim finds out Brian has been jewing him out of a shit ton of money?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:23:49 No.8385073 Report

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>>8385018
Last is shoot a pretty good cohost, but his shtick of him pretending to be a successful businessman is cringe. I only watch a few youtube clips anyway so I don’t really care tough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:25:55 No.8385095 Report

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>>8385070
Dunno would be funny though.

On a somewhat similar note, you ever listen to the shoot Brian did on David Bixenspan for fucking him over on money? Kike on kike seething over shekels is hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:26:14 No.8385098 Report

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Corny podcasts drawing so much heat that there is a seethe thread about his cohost EVERY DAY of the week. As far as co hosts go hes the best one, not saying much but at least he's not some schizo autist or british

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:26:59 No.8385104 Report

Quoted By: >>8385129

>>8385095
Does he seethe about Bix as hard as he does when talking about JBL?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:29:44 No.8385129 Report

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>>8385104
Even more so. Brian destroys Bix it's hilarious

24:30
https://youtu.be/uO3RC9R_76I

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:52:47 No.8385305 Report

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>>8385095
Yeah I heard it, but the thing I took away from it is he knew for literally decades how much of a piece of shit bix was but he still helped him get into the industry, Jews will overlook almost anything to help out a fellow Jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 16:58:21 No.8385343 Report

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>>8384797
He was an assistant to someone in management at Sony Music, it wasn’t for long and may have even been an internship. It was absolutely a nepotism hire as well, as I’m pretty sure Sony does not really recruit community college dropouts for high level management positions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 17:52:18 No.8385791 Report

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>>8385018
nice headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 17:55:13 No.8385821 Report

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>>8384627
no, that's Mike Eunuch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 17:55:35 No.8385824 Report

Quoted By: >>8385958 >>8386337

>>8385018
>He made so much money he could retire super-early, hence why he's doing all the Arcadian Vanguard stuff
But don't try to Google any of Brian Last's big deals while at Sony Music. He used another name when he worked there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 17:56:53 No.8385839 Report

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>>8384552
>slimed book on the top right

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:01:04 No.8385890 Report

Quoted By: >>8385900 >>8385935

>>8384797
If you listen closely, you’ll notice that he only ever refers to himself as “the youngest person on the executive floor” at Sony music, or something to that effect. Brian was an intern who acted as assistant to someone with actual authority at Sony. His dad got him the job, and it didn’t last long. And it was the closest thing to an actual job he’s ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:01:42 No.8385900 Report

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>>8385890
How's your ma, Bix?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:04:23 No.8385935 Report

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>>8385890
>“the youngest person on the executive floor” at Sony music
...and still you have to be "of the tribe" to do that/get there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:06:41 No.8385958 Report

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>>8385824
Maybe you've heard of Sony Music artists like Backstreet Boys, Mariah Carey, Ricky Martin and Celine Dion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:21:04 No.8386133 Report

Quoted By: >>8388368

>>8384788
Cornette is the same way. He basically had the rich kid gimmick because he was rich off his dad's money.
He bitched about The Wrestler being unrealistic even though all his friends ended up broke and forced to wrestle up until their 60s, because their bodies were broken down and couldn't do anything else but that. He uses himself as an example despite being rich, inheriting his mansion after his mom died, and genuinely not having to worry about money, ever. That's not the same for every other guy in wrestling who only knows how to do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:28:14 No.8386186 Report

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>Youngest person on the executive floor
That means he was an assistant or intern. Those jobs don't pay shit and you have to sacrifice a bunch of time to get there. I interned for the NY Times despite going to a shitty school and realized really quickly why they picked me-- all of the smart people realized that it was a complete waste of fucking time.

All I did was answer the phone and get coffee all day. I was able to "monitor" a couple of journalists, but most of them were tribesman so they barely ever told me anything. Wasted like two months no pay before I told them I had another commitment and had to quit.

For something like Sony, it's obvious his dad got him the job. Brian didn't even go to college.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:29:41 No.8386202 Report

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Brian Last and Jim Cornette were made for each other.

One of them is a sycophantic narcissistic know-it-all and the other one is Jim Cornette

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:31:10 No.8386218 Report

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>I actually thought this match was really goo-
>Wha!? Well you are the only one pal
>Ha ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:38:04 No.8386294 Report

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>>8384797
His dad ran (past tense, lol) a publishing company, and got a young Brian a job as a coffee boy to some Sony executive he was friends with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:41:00 No.8386323 Report

Quoted By: >>8386338 >>8386368 >>8386374

the worst part is him acting like he's some bad ass who regularly won fights then went out and did more coke than tony montana

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:42:52 No.8386337 Report

Quoted By: >>8386350

>>8385824
so, neither Last nor Bixenspan use their real names? what's their real names then?
(this page says bix uses a fake name: https://www.reddit.com/r/SCJerk/comments/ixniq0/the_rundown_of_brian_last_addressing_bixenspan/)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:43:01 No.8386338 Report

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>>8386323
The way he seethes over JBL and says he'd kick his ass if they ever met in person makes me kek everytime, knowing Bradshaw can probably still rip the fat fuck's head clean off his shoulders with a clothesline

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:44:17 No.8386350 Report

Quoted By: >>8386389

>>8386337
>its not a conspiracy about ((them)) getting all the corporate jobs they dont deserve
>changes their names to hide the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:45:35 No.8386368 Report

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>>8386323
I have a friend like that. I work in fucking Account Management, so regularly have to go out and drink with a bunch of retarded boomers (easy as shit job, dilute your drinks while boomer gets increasingly drunk and complains about his marriage or something and tells you repeatedly to not get married because you're still young.). My friend works in another sector but pretends like all his CEOs and shit are drinking at cheap bars and getting into fights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:46:40 No.8386374 Report

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>>8386323
He's a faggot from New York what do you expect they all lie especially the Jews

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:47:43 No.8386389 Report

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>>8386350
>Hello, fellow Whites

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 18:50:24 No.8386411 Report

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>>8384651
GOOOOOD MORNING SIRS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 20:27:19 No.8387251 Report

Quoted By: >>8387892

>>8384552
that bookshelf is an accident waiting to happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 20:32:02 No.8387273 Report

Quoted By: >>8388007

Why is this board obsessed with these two guys? There's always a thread about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 20:35:46 No.8387306 Report

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>>8385129
Love this clip. When he talks about Bix drooling on his gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 21:35:09 No.8387892 Report

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>>8387251
Sooner rather than later

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Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 21:43:12 No.8387988 Report

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>>8384552
HOW LONG UNTIL THIS MASK CUC PIECE OF SHIT LIBERAL CANCER LOSER DIES OF THE CLOT SHOT????
HOLLAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 21:44:10 No.8387998 Report

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>>8384552
why did you post Craig Proper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 21:45:07 No.8388007 Report

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>>8387273
Say anything negative about all petit wrestling and the wor cultists will never forgive you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 21:45:48 No.8388018 Report

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>>8387325
elitecels seething about cucknette in here lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 21:56:36 No.8388191 Report

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>>8384603
No, that would be Conrad. He somehow convinced one of Ric's daughter to marry his fat Huntsville ass despite being a reverse mortgage/refi/subprime loan king despite the 2008 crash caused by that shit. Also kisses asses of other guys to do podcasts for him while he robs inheritances from descendants so he can sell em to the private equity fucks who've caused the rent/housing price bullshit since covid. Conrad as a host ain't bad. Conrad the human being is a fucking parasite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 22:10:29 No.8388368 Report

Quoted By: >>8390994

>>8386133
Doug Cornette was an exec with Louisville newspapers but it wasn't exactly Kentucky Royalty the way Jim talked about Mama Cornette being the richest woman in KY. I'm sure the house was pretty nice by KY standards when he built it but Jim's money (and his frugalness) turned it into the 'mansion' he talks about. Cornette is like Mr Wrestling II, who wore his mask in public til he died; he lives his gimmick. His mom worked for the Chamber of Commerce, not a lady of leisure. If Mama was that rich, Jim wouldn't have been driving around coonass LA and east TX before signing w/JCP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2022 23:14:47 No.8389047 Report

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>>8384552
yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 01:24:45 No.8390663 Report

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What's so hoohoohoo about him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 01:34:51 No.8390867 Report

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>>8384552
The Blade is part of the Arcadian Vanguard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 01:36:24 No.8390891 Report

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>>8384627
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 01:42:59 No.8390994 Report

Quoted By: >>8391082

>>8388368
>turned it into the 'mansion' he talks about
LOL "mansion"

https://www.google.com/maps/place/38%C2%B013'53.0%22N+85%C2%B031'07.4%22W/@38.231388,-85.520911,675m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m14!1m7!3m6!1s0x886998aeb3a95781:0x6c848554f9a8648f!2sUrton+Ln,+Middletown,+KY,+USA!3b1!8m2!3d38.2333444!4d-85.5124278!3m5!1s0x0:0x6351d143036f7fc4!7e2!8m2!3d38.2313875!4d-85.5187171

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 01:47:35 No.8391082 Report

Quoted By: >>8391326

>>8390994
How do you know that's his house?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 02:00:45 No.8391326 Report

Quoted By: >>8391462

>>8391082
A few years back he was protesting some developer who wanted to build houses across the road from him (he lost), and the local newspaper covering it named the street. And there's only a few houses on it, so it was easy to match it to the photos he posted from the 'castle'

And he posted this photo - you can match the fence at the front - https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1249828800994648064/photo/1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 02:08:17 No.8391462 Report

Quoted By: >>8391499

>>8391326
Eh the house is pretty big, and he has a lot of land, so that's cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 02:09:57 No.8391499 Report

Quoted By: >>8392398

>>8391462
Sure but it's not a mansion. Also, sure a lot of land, but it's in fucking Kentucky

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 02:10:41 No.8391513 Report

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THE MOTHERSHIP

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 02:54:50 No.8392398 Report

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>>8391499
Who cares if it's in Kentucky? He's right outside of Louisville, it's not like he lives in the middle of BFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 02:56:02 No.8392420 Report

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>>8384552
>OP gets worked into a seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 02:56:08 No.8392422 Report

Quoted By: >>8393133

>>8384552
That's Craig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 03:39:11 No.8393133 Report

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>>8392422
What's so proper about him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 04:56:50 No.8393881 Report

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>>8384552
kek

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 05:03:01 No.8393934 Report

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Cornette single handedly buried AEW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 07:28:16 No.8394914 Report

Quoted By: >>8395026

>>8384552
What's so HEE HEE about him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 07:51:03 No.8395012 Report

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cornette trying to stick up for bitch tits flair while brian just shits in his mouth was pretty hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2022 07:52:43 No.8395026 Report

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>>8394914
maybe he's a MJ fan

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the great brain last is one of my personal heroes.

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