*Bloody Tears drops*
>Ayo! The world is cold, better bundle up! I said, the world is cold better bundle up! Ayo! The w...
YO! YO! CUT MY MUSIC DAWG! CUT IT! YO! I SAID CUT THAT SHIT! YO HOUSE OF BLACKED! YEAH I SEE YOU GUYS DRESSING UP LIKE IT'S TRICK OR TREAT 24/7! So, the House of Blacked's thing is sucking off black cocks! Yeah dawg! I get it, I get it. Hey I can appreciate the hunger for dat nut, but lemme tell you something, lemme tell you something dawg. IT'S 2022, NOT 1992! BLACK COCKS AREN'T THE ONLY THING ON THE MENU AND I AIN'T KEVIN NASH, PAHTNAH! *hits himself in the head with the mic multiple times* You see House of Blacked, I don't discriminate. When I started going to war for dat nut, I went to the oldest, whitest guy on the roster, Chris Jericho AND I SWALLOWED HIM WHOLE! CM Punk? Same thing, I DRANK HIM UNDER THE TABLE, DAWG! NOW I SEE YOU GUYS GOTTA BEEF WITH ME AN ORTIZ. Making all these cryptic promos about friend of a friend is an enemy of a *PPPFFFFFTTTTTTT*
LOOK DAWG YOU CAN PUT A SHEET OVER SANTANA LIKE HE'S A SPOOKEY SPECTER AND HAVE HIM ATTACK AND GIVE ME GHOST BLOWIES ALL DAY! BUT PAHTNAH, THIS AIN'T GHOSTBUSTERS AND I AIN'T DAN AKROYD! HOUSE OF BLACKED, BRING YOUR WORST SHIT DAWG BECAUSE COME HELL OR HIGH WATER...I'M GETTIN DAT NUT!!! * throws down mic*