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>cult of personality hits
>punk comes down the the ramp
>sits cross legged middle of the ring
>starts giving the same formulaic promo he’s been giving for 20 years
>suddenly, a woodchipper is lowered from the rafters
>it’s a trap!
>Jericho comes sprinting down the ramp
>punk springs to his feet
>Jericho hits the ring
>leap frogs over punk
>hits the far ropes
>bounces back
>leapfrogs punk again while he stand there dazed
>hits the near ropes again and hits a CRISP lionsault into a buckshot lariat
>shoot /HEEM/s the shit out of punk IRL, over the ropes and straight into the woodchipper splattering him instantly
>Fozzy and Duff McKagan hit the ring playing a Pop/Punk cover of Teach me How to Dougie
>Jericho hits the illest Dougie you’ve ever seen in your life
How mark would you hard /asp/?
>punk comes down the the ramp
>sits cross legged middle of the ring
>starts giving the same formulaic promo he’s been giving for 20 years
>suddenly, a woodchipper is lowered from the rafters
>it’s a trap!
>Jericho comes sprinting down the ramp
>punk springs to his feet
>Jericho hits the ring
>leap frogs over punk
>hits the far ropes
>bounces back
>leapfrogs punk again while he stand there dazed
>hits the near ropes again and hits a CRISP lionsault into a buckshot lariat
>shoot /HEEM/s the shit out of punk IRL, over the ropes and straight into the woodchipper splattering him instantly
>Fozzy and Duff McKagan hit the ring playing a Pop/Punk cover of Teach me How to Dougie
>Jericho hits the illest Dougie you’ve ever seen in your life
How mark would you hard /asp/?
