MY TIME IS UP, I'M FORTY NOW
LOOK AT MY HAIR, IT'S FALLING OUT.
IT'S MY SCALP LINE, BOY I'M SHINING NOW.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, IT'S FALLING OUT.

NOW ALL OF MY HAIR HAS FELL OFF,
SO PLEASE DON'T KNOCK MY WIG OFF.
MY MONEY'S STACKED FAT BUT I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT STOP

MY YOUNG DAYS OF DOING FINE BITCHES IS FINISHED
IT'S ALL SO TRAGIC, CAN'T WIN THIS,
OH, YOU SEE MY HAIR? I'M FINISHED

I'M OLDER, AND I STAY IN MY BED CRYING
CAUSE I'M RECEDING ALL MY TUFT, LIKE AN ANIMAL DYING
AIN'T NO WAY I'M GETTING LAID, KID, I'M UGLY AS HELL.
PLUS I CAN'T KEEP MY COCK UP, IT'S NOT WORKING AS WELL.

THIN ON THE TOP, I'M NOT KIDDING
I SPEND MY WHOLE DAY WISHING
IT'LL COME BACK WITH NUTRITION
BUT IT'S GONE, BITCHES

IT'S NOT BAIT.
IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE
AND I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT.
I REALLY NEED SOME ROGAINE

IN ANY WEATHER, IT'S NEVER BETTER.
I'M BALD SO MUCH, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME WITH A LUSCIOUS MANE EVER.
I JUST HATE, I JUST HATE
MY BARREN ASS DOME
LAY MY ASS DOWN CAUSE I'M AN OLD BALDING CRONE

MY TIME IS UP, I'M FORTY NOW
LOOK AT MY HAIR, IT'S FALLING OUT.
IT'S MY SCALP LINE, BOY I'M SHINING NOW.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, IT'S FALLING OUT.