>Homosexual ring rat
>Lover of chickens
>Member of NAMBLA
>Sucks off smarks
>Sucks off anti-smarks
>Worked Omega's dick into a shoot
>Worked Okada's dick into a shoot
>Worked both the bucks' dicks into a shoot by double-fisting them anally
>Works buttplugs up his ass
>Works gerbils up his ass
>Smuggles drugs in his ass (mass quantities)
>A dick like a piece ot spaghetti
>Works through horrible anal injuries and his own gag reflex
>Saw a Tijuana donkey show in '02 and joined in
>Exposes himself to old ladies
>Exposes himself to old men
>Worst member of the Village People
>Worst member of NAMBLA
>Worst member of the dungeon of doom
>Worst member of the "buttplug of the month club"
>E-gods favorite lolcow
>Jannetied by Herb Abrams
>Jannettied by Vince Mcmahon
>Jannettied by Eric Bischoff
>Jannettied by every other person on his show
>Jannetied by hookers and strippers who refuse to touch him
>Smells like icy hot and old semen
>Scares little children in the park
>Has sex with trannies who shall be left unnamed
>Covered a fight between two gay bars
>WITH A FREAKING GIMP SUIT
>GOAT SEX SLAVE
>GOAT GAY PORN STAR
>GOAT PROFESSIONAL ASSKISSER
>GOAT at being the WOAT
>LITTLE DAVE
>MONEY SHOT MELTZ
>THE CUM JUNKIE
>THE WRESTLING GROUPIE
