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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 10:54:19 No.8451016 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8451023 >>8451031 >>8451040 >>8454539 >>8456137 >>8456177 >>8456497 >>8457254 >>8461175 >>8466936

you’re gonna be taking my 720 springboard atomic drop off the ladder whether you like it or not, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 10:55:45 No.8451023 Report

Quoted By: >>8451049 >>8451130

>>8451016
I better get fries AND a drink for taking that AND I kick out at 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 10:57:40 No.8451031 Report

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>>8451016
No problem Sammy. You aren't gonna botch it though, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 11:00:13 No.8451040 Report

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>>8451016
can't be worse than a shoot worm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 11:01:49 No.8451049 Report

Quoted By: >>8452194 >>8459436

>>8451023
>You said you'd kick at two? Brother, you could have gotten a burger with that sort of generosity. Here's what you're gonna do, kick out before the one count and then fire up. After the match, you bring him back here; I'll be taping my fists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 11:19:25 No.8451130 Report

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>>8451023
You're getting microwaved tater tots. My mom's air fryer broke. Also we have to be careful with the ladder. My dad's borrowing it from the neighbor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 11:32:56 No.8451185 Report

Quoted By: >>8451435

I talked to the booker and I'm going to piledrive you off the top rope to the outside, don't worry though he said we'll put a mat down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 12:27:51 No.8451435 Report

Quoted By: >>8451444

>>8451185
I spent most of the money on the axe body spray and lighters for my entrance. We don't have money left for a mat unless you can bring one from home

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 12:29:41 No.8451444 Report

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>>8451435
just put some towels down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 12:38:26 No.8451483 Report

Quoted By: >>8451575

I'm coming out to Enter Sandman by Metallica so you guys have to pick something different. You also can't use Lose Yourself by Eminem because I'm saving that for my face turn and because we're using MY ipod

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 12:55:47 No.8451575 Report

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>>8451483
No you're getting Amy Winehouse's Back to Black we're using my dad's U2 special edition ipod
I need it to close the show on The End by The Doors

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 12:56:16 No.8451577 Report

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yo we couldn't find any fake rubber bats at the store so I'm just going to hit you with this metal baseball bat instead, I'll swing it softly though so you'll probably be alright but I am gonna aim right at the back of your skull so just be ready bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:02:37 No.8451598 Report

Quoted By: >>8451616

Wait is the event at a school gym or someone's backyard? I'm not allowed near schools...maybe they won't know if I wear a mask and be El Hermano de Buster Hymen but then I can't defend my belt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:05:43 No.8451616 Report

Quoted By: >>8452613

>>8451598
Don't worry it's at the disused Toys-R-Us parking lot
We just have to be careful to not open the green container the city uses to hold asbestos

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:07:17 No.8451622 Report

Quoted By: >>8459313

Hey guys, have any of you seen my gf, the promoter said he could get her a free ticket and I haven't seen her since

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:07:24 No.8451623 Report

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Is there proper wheelchair access to the ring? I can't do my entrance properly in my chair unless there's a ramp up to it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:10:00 No.8451629 Report

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And then I power up, closeline, leg drop, and we send the fans home happy brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:14:03 No.8451644 Report

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Mike's car broke down so it looks like we're not gonna have any turnbuckle covers for the first few matches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:14:19 No.8451647 Report

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Guys we don't have to spend any money on thumbtacks, I found a bunch of needles in the dumpster out back. Don't worry I rinsed with the hose so they should be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:22:30 No.8451679 Report

Quoted By: >>8452490 >>8456093

I heard through the grapevine that Kyle from the Downtown fed has been taking UFC classes and is gonna try to shoot on our champion and take our belt so I'm bringing my nunchucks and collapsible bo staff just in case

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:37:38 No.8451733 Report

Quoted By: >>8451881

we were gonna rent the ring from a guy I know but he isn't getting back to me, so we're gonna have to put some milk crates down and then put wooden boards over that, I don't think anyone will be able to tell the difference

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 13:56:48 No.8451824 Report

Quoted By: >>8451916

Should I bring mouse traps or rodenticide? Big Bill told me there were gonna be ring rats

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 14:08:50 No.8451881 Report

Quoted By: >>8454964

>>8451733
Bro got to cut the mat away for my ddt into a bare ring with thumbtacks setup for my power bomb to the outside through a burning tables with burning thumbtacks spot bro. My cousin says it's wicked cool and he's bringing like four guys with him plus some gas an a lighter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 14:14:18 No.8451916 Report

Quoted By: >>8452082

>>8451824
kek if they're anything like the rats that Bill likes, then you don't need to worry man, there's gonna be no shortage of traps

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 14:37:48 No.8452082 Report

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>>8451916
Okay cool, didn't want the audience worry, rodents are bad for the optics. Also bookerman told me Big Bill suggested I get put in a loser wears a skirt match against someone, I didn't think I was high enough on the card for a gimmick match so I wanna take it but it's a weird stipulation...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 14:55:02 No.8452194 Report

Quoted By:

>>8451049
Mmmmmmmm....wouldn't wanna mess with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 15:39:18 No.8452490 Report

Quoted By: >>8455261 >>8456093

>>8451679
Kyle here. I just finished my intensive Wing Chun session and you damn right I'm shooting. Big Bill still owes me the twenty bucks from the November show. If I were you kid, I wouldn't get involved. This won't be a playfight that you're used to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 15:44:51 No.8452523 Report

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For my entrance I want to come out on stilts with those big googly eye slinky glasses and then I'm gonna stalk to the ring and get onto the top rope still on the stilts and then do a SSP into the crowd right as the music peaks, but I need you to dropkick me out of the air right when it happens to save the crowd, you good with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 16:01:37 No.8452613 Report

Quoted By: >>8452753

>>8451616
We can use that to decorate the ring. We can make fake snow for the winter theme and even have a snowball fight with the crowd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 16:21:12 No.8452704 Report

Quoted By: >>8453327

Bros...we needed an apron for the ring so I went to the tarp store and you'll never guess who I saw there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 16:27:15 No.8452753 Report

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>>8452613
That's a rad idea totally would be killer with the audience
Maybe we could title the show with a disclaimer for legal reasons like calling LETHAL AIR or DEATH BREATH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 17:12:15 No.8453105 Report

Quoted By: >>8453535

I know some middle and high schoolers we can put in masks to be our lucha division we just have to buy them some beer. Also don't let them near Big Bill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 17:37:56 No.8453327 Report

Quoted By: >>8453398

>>8452704
Was it Tony or Paul?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 17:45:18 No.8453398 Report

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>>8453327
Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 18:00:20 No.8453535 Report

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>>8453105
YOURE EXPOSING THE BUSINESS
NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN BILL AND THE SUMMER INTERNS
SIGNING NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS AND A "LEAVING GIFT" IS STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 18:07:25 No.8453608 Report

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I thought I wasn't gonna make it to the show since my mom couldn't drop me off or pick me up but Big Bill said he'll give me a ride!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 20:00:12 No.8454539 Report

Quoted By:

>>8451016
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 20:47:23 No.8454964 Report

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>>8451881
>Four guys
Fuck I only have like 4 chairs and we were gonna use some for the matches. I didn't know so many people were gonna show up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 20:52:22 No.8455002 Report

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Hey, Big Bill said he'd show us the training videos we shot at his house soon. Can't see them this week unfortunately, police took his computer away because it was hacked or something idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 20:55:30 No.8455035 Report

Quoted By: >>8455112 >>8455122

Hey boss sorry I'm late but I swiped a pack of hot dogs from my mom's fridge. When's my match?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:01:35 No.8455112 Report

Quoted By: >>8455116

>>8455035
first match on the card, no running or irish whipping. no actual moves either. just jester to the crowd and do punches.

(just don’t want you stealing my spots)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:02:07 No.8455116 Report

Quoted By: >>8455137

>>8455112
Can I do just one sidewalk slam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:02:41 No.8455122 Report

Quoted By: >>8455156

>>8455035
Depends on how many you brought. If it's a 12 pack you're winning the battle royal just before the main event kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:04:17 No.8455137 Report

Quoted By: >>8455152 >>8455156

>>8455116
you’ve been in this business for a cup of coffee and here you are wanting to do the big spots?

you’ve been here for a cup of coffee, i’ve been here for a cup of offbrand dr pepper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:05:30 No.8455152 Report

Quoted By: >>8455175 >>8457340

>>8455137
You mean Mr. Pibb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:05:39 No.8455156 Report

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>>8455122
It's only an 8 pack...
>>8455137
You're right. I'll just do some weird hip gyrations, throw a few punches and eat the pin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:06:58 No.8455175 Report

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>>8455152

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:14:39 No.8455261 Report

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>>8452490
Fuck off Kyle, there's no way he'd pay you more than our contracted champ. You just worked yourself into thinking you're all that and a bag of chips because you made it onto an episode of Dark

Big Bill

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Big Bill Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:46:31 No.8455509 Report

Quoted By: >>8455629 >>8456860

You're gonna wear a tshirt and basketball shorts during your match anon? What is this amateur hour? Hear you can wear my old trunks anon

Big Bill

Big Bill Tue 03 Jan 2023 21:59:40 No.8455629 Report

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>>8455509
Hey Bill, I ground up a bunch of rat poison and rubbed it into the mats so the ring rats wouldn't chew through them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 22:02:53 No.8455661 Report

Quoted By: >>8455965

What do you guys think of my new gimmick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 22:03:04 No.8455663 Report

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Anon I'll sell for you, I'll even blade if I can get some gas money

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 22:24:12 No.8455850 Report

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Guys we're moving on up! My friend says he can put us on Facebook Live while the event is going on!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 22:36:46 No.8455965 Report

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>>8455661
You're not Bill's type and he's the promoter but the booker has been looking for a hoss for a while so I'll let him know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 22:52:55 No.8456093 Report

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>>8451679
Don't worry about this >>8452490
clown anon. I'm bringing my ninja stars. I've been practicing in my backyard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 22:56:40 No.8456137 Report

Quoted By: >>8456170

>>8451016
But my mom's gonna be at ring side tonight maybe we make it best of three matches and you get the next two wins on me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 22:59:21 No.8456170 Report

Quoted By:

>>8456137
Bring some name brand sodas and I'll make you look like a million bucks kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:00:25 No.8456177 Report

Quoted By:

>>8451016
>720 springboard atomic drop
Made me wanna play THPS fr fr

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:09:13 No.8456239 Report

Quoted By: >>8456378 >>8456419

What the fuck is Bill stiffing me? Raul said Bill paid him with a "hotdog and a handy" and he's been in the company for like a month and in this country maybe like 2 months. I've bled for this company for years and all I got was a can of "Mountain Lightning" and a pat on the back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:13:41 No.8456277 Report

Quoted By: >>8456349 >>8456625

Where the fuck is Big Bill at bros, I was supposed to work through my post-match with him, I'm supposed to stinkface him in my tutu and then get choked out but we haven't practiced it for shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:21:36 No.8456349 Report

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>>8456277
Bill's being questioned down at the station. Kyle's bitch ass probably hacked him and put stuff on his computer because Bill found the Downtown Fed's booking plans in a Google doc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:24:59 No.8456378 Report

Quoted By:

>>8456239
Loyalty is its own reward

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:28:54 No.8456419 Report

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>>8456239
I just started. Big Bill also said I was on a handy deal, what does that mean? I'm still getting paid per show right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:35:21 No.8456483 Report

Quoted By: >>8456524 >>8456555 >>8456625 >>8456723

Uh I don't wanna be *that* guy but I didn't get my payout and the boss' office is empty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:36:27 No.8456497 Report

Quoted By:

>>8451016
As long as it’s straight into my heart, brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:39:14 No.8456524 Report

Quoted By:

>>8456483
Speak to catering for payslip issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:41:53 No.8456555 Report

Quoted By: >>8456566

>>8456483
>Payout
Expecting pay when you didn't sell any of my moves is bold anon. Who cares if I whiffed a few kicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:42:54 No.8456566 Report

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>>8456555
I'm not selling botched moves that would make ME look like a dumbass. Gotta be more crisp with your strikes Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:49:02 No.8456625 Report

Quoted By: >>8456643 >>8463570

>>8456277
>>8456483
Think about the fed brothers. Bill's saving up to book Izzy for an appearance. It'll be our Mania

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:50:32 No.8456643 Report

Quoted By: >>8456744

>>8456625
That's all well and good but I don't even have gas money and the hot dogs were all gone by the time my match was over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jan 2023 23:59:52 No.8456723 Report

Quoted By:

>>8456483
>the boss' office
That's a real fancy way of saying the backseat of Bill's car

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:01:59 No.8456744 Report

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>>8456643
Big Bill said you can just piss in the gas tank if you're running low. He gave me a demonstration and then made sure to watch me do it in my tank to make sure I could make it home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:11:43 No.8456860 Report

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>>8455509
Bill I think you need to get your water checked out. Every time I drink it I fall asleep and when I wake up, my ass is leaking. I think it dissolved the muffler I put in that one time too because it I woke up and it was gooooone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:28:28 No.8457035 Report

Quoted By: >>8457071 >>8459225

My 15 year old sister is gonna be the ref for the event, please don't be mean to her. Also please save one of the veggie dogs for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:32:12 No.8457071 Report

Quoted By: >>8457158

>>8457035
We're doing a ref bump spot in the main where she's getting powerbombed off the top

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:37:06 No.8457112 Report

Quoted By: >>8457148 >>8457158

how the fuck are we supposed to build a cage in 3 days

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:40:07 No.8457148 Report

Quoted By: >>8457163

>>8457112
Big Bill said it's easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:41:14 No.8457158 Report

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>>8457071
I better not see any sniffing during the powerbomb spot
>>8457112
We're gonna borrow the fence out by the old Kmart. We got plenty of duct tape and zipties

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:41:34 No.8457163 Report

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>>8457148
he told me to weld it together with shit I find around the car park, he doesn't know what he's talking about, he's a fucking maniac

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:42:46 No.8457173 Report

Quoted By: >>8457430

Is that faggot Kyle stealing our booking ideas? I don't want the Downtown fed to get the edge ahead of us

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:49:28 No.8457254 Report

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>>8451016
as long as the cash is there i do not care
Its all about the Money and the Miles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 00:56:38 No.8457340 Report

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>>8455152
Better be that Xtreme pibb, I don't do anything that isn't XTREME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 01:00:10 No.8457392 Report

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I've been training from this video, anyone tries to shoot on me you better watch the fuck out https://youtu.be/lk59imFr6yI

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 01:02:51 No.8457430 Report

Quoted By: >>8457445

>>8457173
Don't mess with him. He's the best pure striker in the city

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 01:03:58 No.8457445 Report

Quoted By: >>8457620

>>8457430
you're not supposed to actually injure your opponent you fucking dumbass Kyle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 01:07:05 No.8457488 Report

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I already cleared it with Big Bill so this is my entrance music for the big show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 01:17:06 No.8457620 Report

Quoted By: >>8460959

>>8457445
I'm running through your entire roster and keeping your belt until Bill pays me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 01:40:43 No.8457970 Report

Quoted By: >>8458275

Sorry guys I got worked. I thought we had someone for our Women's division but my discord kitten turned out to be a guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 01:58:23 No.8458275 Report

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>>8457970
That's okay, just send him Bill's way anyways. I have a feeling Big Bill has big plans regardless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 02:20:45 No.8458631 Report

Quoted By: >>8458934

We lost one of the ring posts on the highway since one of you pinheads doesn't know how to tie knots properly
We're gonna set up the ring with one of the parking lot lamp posts in a corner.
Lot security says we're not supposed to climb it but I think we'll go viral if someone does a SSP or something off of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 02:35:13 No.8458934 Report

Quoted By:

>>8458631
I can do it but you guys will catch me right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 02:48:45 No.8459225 Report

Quoted By:

>>8457035
I'm gonna bronco buster her for heel heat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 02:54:21 No.8459313 Report

Quoted By:

>>8451622
I'm gonna go check Bill's freezer...for ice cream. Maybe she went to go get ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 02:57:56 No.8459370 Report

Quoted By: >>8460579

The Lore of Big Bill

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 03:01:28 No.8459436 Report

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>>8451049
Brother, there's a shooter from the downtown fed that's coming to show, I'm gonna need you to take care of him if he tries any funny business

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 03:11:52 No.8459610 Report

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Listen kid, this whole face thing dosen't work for me, so imma give you few chair shots to the head and finish it off with powerbomb through flaming table coated with barbed wire, just make sure you don't spill no ink, boss hates it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 03:12:10 No.8459613 Report

Quoted By: >>8459709

Guys I heard a rumor that the tag champs Min-Seok Hardy and Jamal Hardy aren't actually related to the Hardy Boyz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 03:18:45 No.8459709 Report

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>>8459613
Don't believe everything these "journalists" report. Big Bill regularly sends Meltzer and Cagematch fake results for our match cards and no one's ever emailed back about accuracy or anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 03:23:25 No.8459766 Report

Quoted By: >>8459790 >>8460072

What's this shit I'm hearing about Big Bill booking himself in a handicap match against 20 kindergartners that's some new stable he's forming or some shit? just bullshit right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 03:25:47 No.8459790 Report

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>>8459766
Big Bill said he's not allowed to transport midgets across the border anymore. Also he said you can just pay kindergartners in candy and they aren't self marks and stop asking questions kid they already asked me enough questions down at the station

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 03:43:09 No.8460072 Report

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>>8459766
He also said they gotta take their shoes and socks off so they don't track dirt/mud in the ring. It's weird because we're already gonna be washing/changing the mats after a bunch of the matches because everybody and their mother wants a blade spot but he's the promoter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 04:26:16 No.8460579 Report

Quoted By: >>8460959

>>8459370
Big Bill? More like Little Dime, the fucking cheapskate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 04:35:00 No.8460694 Report

Quoted By: >>8460712

I understand paying dues but is it really necessary for me to have light tubes busted over my head all night? It feels excessive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 04:36:20 No.8460712 Report

Quoted By: >>8460824

>>8460694
it's what the fans want to see

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 04:46:09 No.8460824 Report

Quoted By: >>8460835

>>8460712
We got fans(plural) this time?
SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 04:46:50 No.8460835 Report

Quoted By:

>>8460824
Big Bill told me the parking lot is gonna be full.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 04:54:50 No.8460959 Report

Quoted By:

>>8457620
>>8460579
STFU Kyle and stop telling everyone you wrestled in the G1 and BOLA, I looked it up and it's not true

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 05:11:21 No.8461175 Report

Quoted By: >>8461239

>>8451016
Bro, someone in the downtown fed started using a 720 springboard atomic drop too. It was trending on twitter and now they got the Veterans Home AND the middle school booked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 05:15:25 No.8461239 Report

Quoted By: >>8461428

>>8461175
you have got to be shitting me, this will be be that faggot Kyle, we need to fuck that guy up but for REAL not just a worked match

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 05:31:14 No.8461428 Report

Quoted By:

>>8461239
We gotta be careful anon. I heard he shoot Heart Punched his stepdad and he was in the hospital for months. I also heard he wrestled in the G1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 05:44:41 No.8461560 Report

Quoted By: >>8461723

Gaitch wouldn't respond to my emails or tweets so you're gonna pedigree me anon and I'm gonna kick out at one. That'll show him

Big Bill

Big Bill Wed 04 Jan 2023 05:44:44 No.8461561 Report

Quoted By: >>8461586

if i find out another one o fyou faggots is even thinking of defecting to the downtown fed then so help me god i'm going back to prison

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 05:47:59 No.8461586 Report

Quoted By:

>>8461561
Give me my fucking money Bill or I'm walking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 06:00:34 No.8461723 Report

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>>8461560
Based. I'll do a crotch chop before I pedigree you as well. I bet we'll get a lot of comments on the Facebook vid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 06:03:40 No.8461756 Report

Quoted By: >>8461885 >>8462422 >>8462770 >>8464593 >>8464628

I put out feelers for the Downtown Fed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 06:17:39 No.8461885 Report

Quoted By: >>8462277

>>8461756
They're hotter than us now but they don't pay their workers well. They only get the shitty Bar S hotdogs. Bill at least gets us Oscar Meyer or Ballpark franks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 06:47:33 No.8462277 Report

Quoted By:

>>8461885
I heard downtown only offers Hunts ketchup and they don't have mustard at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 06:59:08 No.8462422 Report

Quoted By:

>>8461756
Imma let Meltzer know, maybe he'll mention us on the show

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 07:25:39 No.8462750 Report

Quoted By: >>8462806 >>8463074

When I was 8 I did a pump handle slam on my cousin and because he had been pissing me off that morning I decided to jump off the bed with him instead of slamming him down on to the mattress. Only I didn't go far enough and smashed him down on the bedframe and he was left with permanent spinal damage and he has numb lower extremities as an adult.

Serves him right though for telling me I was fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 07:27:34 No.8462770 Report

Quoted By:

>>8461756
Work for me son, I pay in Kapser dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 07:31:24 No.8462806 Report

Quoted By:

>>8462750
Based shooter anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 07:55:57 No.8463074 Report

Quoted By:

>>8462750
There's this Kyle guy we might need you to take care of anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 08:30:20 No.8463570 Report

Quoted By:

>>8456625
I've been trying to do shoot promos on Izzy on Twitter to build up for the show but she keeps blocking me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 08:33:56 No.8463629 Report

Quoted By: >>8465618

Hey Jeff, are you still on for our table spot from the scaffold? We can test it if you're down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 09:14:31 No.8464593 Report

Quoted By:

>>8461756
enjoy getting shoot paralyzed by that psycho self mark Kyle and his collection of Japanese swords

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 09:16:28 No.8464628 Report

Quoted By:

>>8461756
You better put me over before you leave anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 10:08:00 No.8465618 Report

Quoted By:

>>8463629
The scaffold isn't set up yet but old Toys R Us is about the right height.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 10:21:51 No.8465801 Report

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I can almost do a backflip on my trampoline so I'm gonna pop the crowd by doing an inverted frankensteiner on you anon. I should have it down before our match starts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 10:27:58 No.8465889 Report

Quoted By: >>8466591

Did you guys get the pyro sorted for my entrance? I don't want any of that little fizzler sparkler kiddie shit, I want some serious Chinese illegal firework action, and if we have to stash cans of gasoline near the entrance then do it, I want to look like a fucking badass Executioner style Undertaker from Hell entrance going out there for my match against Ian

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 11:04:58 No.8466580 Report

Quoted By: >>8467900

Guys, my mom measured me yesterday and I'm an inch taller this year. I know I'm only 5'7" but please help me sell my new hoss gimmick if Bill doesn't come through with the kindergartners

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 11:06:02 No.8466591 Report

Quoted By:

>>8465889
Mike was supposed to bring the cornbuckles and the good fireworks but his car broke down. We should have them ready for the main event we just have to get the audience sign a waiver first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 11:22:57 No.8466936 Report

Quoted By: >>8467202

>>8451016
Would you niggas have taken the stinkface on live tv from rikishi? I still don’t know how Vince got anyone to agree to that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 11:35:13 No.8467202 Report

Quoted By:

>>8466936
Big Bill let's us stinkface him all the time at the end of the show after he does the heel boss gimmick and we beat him up to send the crowd home happy. I got one from him once and he let me be TV champ for a while so maybe they get something extra

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 12:16:03 No.8467900 Report

Quoted By:

>>8466580
I got you anon, I'll even let you chokeslam me into thumbtacks, just make sure you save me some relish packets and make sure there's some Peppy Colas or Dr. Perkys left over if you make it to caterin-...I mean the pay window first

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 12:20:54 No.8467971 Report

Quoted By: >>8468093 >>8468649

>26 posters
>131 replies
Mental illness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 12:30:28 No.8468093 Report

Quoted By: >>8468149

>>8467971
We don't post our medical diagnoses here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 12:36:53 No.8468149 Report

Quoted By: >>8468171

>>8468093
I know, that's why I posted you'res

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 12:39:05 No.8468171 Report

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>>8468149
That's a HIPAA violation

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 12:39:58 No.8468180 Report

Quoted By: >>8468479

I printed out the lyrics to my theme's chorus and put them under the audience's seats so the crowd can sing along to it, it's going to be as big as The Final Countdown one day so I may as well start now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 13:06:49 No.8468479 Report

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>>8468180
You gotta make sure you put your song on the iPod we're using. We tried Spotify last time but the sound guy didn't have premium and it played an ad during my entrance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2023 13:21:08 No.8468649 Report

Quoted By:

>>8467971
Had fun reading this thread
I think you’re the one with the mental illness for not being able to enjoy a bunch of anons having fun you faggot

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