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Setting: Jerry's apartment)

Jerry: Hey, did you guys hear about that wrestling show in town tonight?

Elaine: Wrestling? Gross.

George: Yeah, I heard it's supposed to be really good. I'm thinking about going.

Jerry: Me too. You wanna come, Elaine?

Elaine: No way. That stuff is so fake.

Jerry: Come on, it'll be fun.

Elaine: Fine, I'll go. But only because I want to see Kramer get his butt kicked by that wrestler, Kenny Omega.

(Setting: The wrestling show)

Announcer: And now, in the main event, Kenny Omega versus Kramer!

Kramer: (entering the ring) Don't worry, Jerry, I've been training for this. I've got this.

Jerry: (sitting in the audience with George and Elaine) Oh boy, this is going to be a disaster.

Kramer and Kenny Omega begin to wrestle, with Kramer surprisingly holding his own.

Announcer: And it looks like Kramer is giving Kenny Omega a run for his money!

Elaine: (in disbelief) This is ridiculous.

As the match continues, Kramer starts to gain the upper hand.

Announcer: And it looks like Kramer is about to win!

Kramer manages to pin Kenny Omega to the mat and the crowd goes wild.

Announcer: And the winner, Kramer!

Kramer: (exiting the ring) I told you I had it, Jerry!

Jerry: (shocked) I can't believe it.

Elaine: (admitting defeat) I guess wrestling isn't as fake as I thought.

(End scene)