>>8476863I would beat the fuck out of this obese faggot so fucking badly. Imagine how easy it would be to sweep his left leg after he tries his shitty kick. Then if the impact of a 500 pound whale falling doesn't knock him out itself, I'd batter my fists into his skull until his face resembles raw ground beef. I'd also repeatedly punch him in the heart and gut to cause internal bleeding and potential death.