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>CHAD
>under 30
>GOAT theme song
>weighs in at cut, lean, taut 172lbs
>started collegiate wrestling because he thought it was pro wrestling
>DROPPED collegiate wrestling after realising it wasn't pro wrestling
>carnied reality TV series for a payday
>offered WWE developmental deal while aged 26
>turned it down because he's not a fuckin' mark wasting his prime jobbing to boomers
>(or pEdos like Groom-a-teen Dream)
>doesn't sleep
>hates creeps & liars
>first-ever draw in AEW: even when he was a debuting rookie Cody still couldn't beat him
>won the #1 Contendership on the 2nd-ever episode of Dynamite
>main events for the world title on the 3rd-ever episode of Dynamite
>already earned his spot in AEW best-of montages
>main evented Dynamite AGAIN within 2 months of its premiere against Moxley
>dumped Priscilla Kelly so hard she was last seen being an OnlyFans THOT
>hangs out with all your childhood heroes like Tony Hawk & Jackass
>so DIMES that Starks came back to AEW just to wrestle him
>rekt Starks with a thumbtacked skateboard
>so DIMES that Moxley adopted Darby as his son
>took Cody's title
>took Cody's feud w/ Team Taz
>took Cody's program w/ the ICON Sting
>so DIMES that Sting came out from retirement just to work matches with him
>gifted a bereaved child with a championship: p. based imo
>had a new championship belt made for him
>first person to decisively beat Cage in AEW
>was the first person to tag team with Sting on PPV in nearly a decade
>Face of TNT
>main-evented Dynamite in front of over ONE MILLION viewers
>TWICE
>first person to tag team with Sting on TNT in over 20 years
>so DIMES he BOUGHT CM PUNK BACK FROM RETIREMENT
>dethrones King of TV Samoa Joe to become 2-TIME TNT CHAMPION
>CHAD
>under 30
>GOAT theme song
>weighs in at cut, lean, taut 172lbs
>started collegiate wrestling because he thought it was pro wrestling
>DROPPED collegiate wrestling after realising it wasn't pro wrestling
>carnied reality TV series for a payday
>offered WWE developmental deal while aged 26
>turned it down because he's not a fuckin' mark wasting his prime jobbing to boomers
>(or pEdos like Groom-a-teen Dream)
>doesn't sleep
>hates creeps & liars
>first-ever draw in AEW: even when he was a debuting rookie Cody still couldn't beat him
>won the #1 Contendership on the 2nd-ever episode of Dynamite
>main events for the world title on the 3rd-ever episode of Dynamite
>already earned his spot in AEW best-of montages
>main evented Dynamite AGAIN within 2 months of its premiere against Moxley
>dumped Priscilla Kelly so hard she was last seen being an OnlyFans THOT
>hangs out with all your childhood heroes like Tony Hawk & Jackass
>so DIMES that Starks came back to AEW just to wrestle him
>rekt Starks with a thumbtacked skateboard
>so DIMES that Moxley adopted Darby as his son
>took Cody's title
>took Cody's feud w/ Team Taz
>took Cody's program w/ the ICON Sting
>so DIMES that Sting came out from retirement just to work matches with him
>gifted a bereaved child with a championship: p. based imo
>had a new championship belt made for him
>first person to decisively beat Cage in AEW
>was the first person to tag team with Sting on PPV in nearly a decade
>Face of TNT
>main-evented Dynamite in front of over ONE MILLION viewers
>TWICE
>first person to tag team with Sting on TNT in over 20 years
>so DIMES he BOUGHT CM PUNK BACK FROM RETIREMENT
>dethrones King of TV Samoa Joe to become 2-TIME TNT CHAMPION
