Now Carter? Mmmm you don't wanna mess with em
>works /asp/ with multiple trips
>is responsible for working the mods into making the ding-dong diddly filter. It backfired.
>aside from bringing in other board talk, is also responsible for creating majority of /asp/ lingo
>posted CP threads regularly kayfabing and working the janny into becoming a fully fledged pedophile
>works other anons into becoming carter imposters, accusing others of being carter and convincing themselves they are carter
>worked out with balor and kendrick at planet fitness. were impressed with him
>leaves mark like chad serial killer ;^)
>is royalty on /asp/, /sp/, /wooo/ and other boards... yet is also the boogeyman
>strong masculine jaw
>had a nxt tryout in 2016. decided to stay with /asp/ despite a generous offer
>one simple comment in his true form Dean Mark !!F0v4EQGwWZW garners more (you)s and dimes than anyone to a monstrous pop
>actually courted queen yelissa, despite the fact they're actually likely cousins
>benches 500lbs
>multiple feuds with bretcuck, fartchad and others
>faked his own death and kayfabed being in jail
>absolutely btfo mmamanlets on /sp/ after conor mcmanlet was destroyed in boxing
>works /s/ by making them seethe over harmless diva threads
>works /pol/tards into a seething shoot daily
>is halflife's gman, metal gear's patriots, batman's joker, the architect from the matrix and the Illuminati of /asp/
>not uptight and scared of being a cuck
>works /asp/ into thinking he's jewish, black, canadian, israeli, romanian, mexican or a combination of everything
>/asp/ equivalent of combined hogan/rock/austin drawing power
>now a part time talent because he draws so many dimes, /asp/ can't contain him
>predicted ambrose would increase the 2016 Smackdown rating to a 4.00. it did. fake news says otherwise
>literal chad. actually leaves /asp/ to seek sunlight and pick up his meds
>has /asp/ eating out of the palm of his hand, and threads made about him constantly
