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AND MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING THE REIGNING>Claimed the vast majority if not all AEW critiques online were from bots WWE, and Vince, were paying to create >admits that his booking decisions are influenced with wanting to win Memeltzer's Booker of the Year award and not to sell tickets or make the best use of talent >claims and copes that he takes shots at the WWE because Warner Bros. gave him a book to read about competing >Gave Atom Smol BAYBAY a fucking 7 year contract to basically support his Twitch gaming platform, and his fight with anorexia >Bought ROH, a dead fed with literally no roster at that point, a library of footage that was filmed on a state of the art potato for more money than your average hamburger. Whether it was $4 or $40 million is simply a question of how much dick he took in getting raped, not if he got raped >Spent $100 million on a branded wrestling game with an engine, mocap, moveset and graphics from an early '00's WWE game, just so one of his EVP's could fulfill a life long larp >Put his women's belt first on Atom Smol's wife to entice Smol to sign a 7 year contract. Shittaker then got an inflated head thinking she was an actual needle mover who could go in ring. >Then put the title on a prostitute mexican who sandbagged people and made merch about it >Had one his talents call him a fucking mark on TV, leaving everyone wondering if it was a work or shoot only to cool off any heat it generated by putting him in mothballs for months with no resolution to the initial act >Finally made his NJPW crossover event with zero build and twenty four 6 man tag matches >Signed Dbry, and then had him do exactly one good match with Omega before having him job to a slippery slide of dipshits that ended with Daniel "Imma twink" Garcia >had Jeff Hardy carny his way out of WWE to join his brother, so they could be fed to the Bucks only for the match to be hotshotted onto TV before Jeff got arrested again for relapsing
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>>8482414 DEFENDING
>Instead of working something out allows Cody to leave just in time to be a part of WM >Cody gets injured, wrestles anyway, and proceeds to be the most over babyface in wrestling >Continued to sign every single piece of flotsam WWE let go, including Queef Pee, Bobby Fish, Ruby Riot, Toni Storm and Buddy fucking Murphy, clogging up his roster with literal shitters falling for Vince's "Drown him in shit" strategy that Vince literally announced >Signed walled 2 on 1 match expert Paige the living Revolution to a massive deal to be part of his failed women's division despite the fact she can't give a promo and her neck is held together by cum and sawdust >Has paid more attention to making Wheeler Yuta and Daniel "Imma not a twink seriously" Garcia look strong than any one else on that roster including Darby, MJF, Dbry, etc. >Fails to gain momentum despite HHH having a literal heart attack, NXT being completely rebranded and Vince's scandal and retirement >built up and then KILLED the natural momentum of numerous guys including Eddie Kingston, Dbry, MJF, Wardlow, and fucking Darby Allin, in some cases multiple times >Gave CM Punk a bagful of money after Punk publicly insulted his company and the way they did business >Allowed CM Punk to bury half his young talent >Gave CM Punk the strap TWICE within 3 months despite Punk supposedly hurting his foot doing a fan dive >Didnt want to crown a new champ and instead crowned an interim in Mox >Had the interim champ Mox beat a returning Punk clean in the ring on free TV BEFORE announcing a rematch on the PPV a week later >Had Punk beat Mox clean at the PPV Anonymous
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>>8482414 UNDISPUTED
>Gets absolutely buried by the opposing middle eastern forces of Dave Meltzer and Ariel Helwani for being a spineless autist who refuses to answer questions about his fed imploding around him >Sat, smiled and nodded as Punk talked shit about other talent and execs in the company, while being shushed >Instead of turning real life heat into a major angle, announces his supposedly most prestigious title is vacated AGAIN >Major talent that are synomous with the company and or who he paid a small fortune to are now either suspended or fired >ticket sales continue to decline and are in the gutter but continues to lean more into booking decisions that are turning fans off >claims all his booking decisions have extensive and deep lore and if someone disagrees they are doing so on purpose >Signs Punk thinking it will win him the war against WWE in the long haul only to have it blow up in his face publicly while he sits next to the guy jobbing to seltzer water >Hotshots a title match for tv to try to scratch out a rating only for Adam Page to KWAB himself into sawdust for the viewing public further proving his fed and title are cursed >Has to buy out and fire the guy he chased for 3 years, pushed, and had bury his talent, with no on air explanation because he could not control him from shitting on the fed he was shitting on before he signed with the company to begin with >Is now worried that the guy he chased for 3 years and pushed as the face of his company will sue, and/or reveal all the backstage faggotry he has been trying to hide >has to convince Punk to take money and not talk shit on the way out of a fed, something Punk has never exhibited the ability to do >To convince Punk of this has Colt Cabana face Jericho for the main title of the dead fed he over paid for Anonymous
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>>8482414 KWABOTY OF 2022 AND 2023
>Mox's first major defense against a returning Hangman ends with Hangman KWAB'ing himself into a concussion, continuing AEW's streak of fuck nuts level injuries and cursed title defenses >Not satisfied with fucking up the access to NJPW talent he purchased lures a zombified Shibata who is a hard sneeze away from a wheelchair to face every mark's favorite Halloween costume Orange Cassidey >They proceed to have a seated sissy slap fight >Fight Forever devs verbally bury Omega on Discord imploring fans not to listen to Omega as he doesnt know shit about the project he is supposedly an integral part of >Game is supposedly set to appear on Gamepass, most likely as a last ditch effort to secure a modicum of the funds used to produce it >That turns out to be a supposed leak that absolutely torpedoes pre-orders from the army of troons who gave their dollars away like their cocks. Troons wisely take their money back since their cocks can't be refunded >Fight Forever is dead on arrival before even being released, though there is STILL no release date >Puts his title on the scheckle drawing mini miz that called him a mark on TV and then disappeared >Mini Miz promptly doesn't appear the night after winning the title >show after major PPV doesn't even draw flies as they prefer fresh piles of shit >Allows the Elite to mock Punk on TV making the fed, and the owner who is paying that guy millions to do nothing, and who nodded next to him as he shitted on the company, look even more like a paki bank account everyone is drawing from >Signs William Regal and makes him an integral part of not just Dean, and DBry's faction but also the kayfabe reason for MJF's championship feud >Gives Regal a contract that has an out if HHH becomes head of WWE, which is Regal's clear sign of saying he just wants Tony's money to tide him over >Regal leaves removing the tying figure and motivation behind the horribly named BCC and MJF's non heel turn Anonymous
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>>8482414 LEAVING NO KWAB NOT DONE
>On his way out Regal is said to be shocked by the immaturity in management something that is in truth not shocking to Tony as it is literally his management style. Immaturity >Copes that the show he has been booking has been shit because his mother has had 2 strokes in rapid succession >Doesn't take time off despite this >Doesn't have someone else book despite this >So he is either a coping liar or literally thinks booking a shitty fantasy fed is more important than his mother almost dying >Warner Bros. tells Tony that, surprise, they don't give a shit about ROH, a conclusion the rest of the world arrived at about 5 years ago or so >WB does not want ROH's corpse on AEW as they are worried viewers will get confused between the two corpses. They tell Tony to not put it on air anymore >Tony quickly takes the titles off of Jericho and FTR, who fr fr everyone knew held those titles >Tony pivots to the next best option, which is bringing back a paid version of ROH where now all it's 5 fans can pay $10 a month to view all of the potato filmed content plus NEW promised content featuring high octane talent like....um...Athena the "Don't sexualize me black bitch"...Daniel "Look I'm not a twink all the time" Garcia and Brian "yes I am alive and still with this company" Cage And to top it all off for the Vince fans out there. Vince is now thinking of returning to his role, which is something can totally do when they have been fired and forced to not control their own company. Those guys always have the ability to just decide they want to come back and run things again. Oh wait. No. Only people who have complete control of a company can do that. GOOD JOB TROONS! LONG MAY YOUR KWABS REIGN!
