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>Monday Night RAW
>Cole: "Hello good evening everybody, Michael Cole here for Monday Night Raw"
>Cole: *gulp*
>Cole: "Well folks, before this advertised Gargano vs Ciampa match there's going to be a special announcement, by a retur-"
>Vince's theme hits
>Crowd in shock
>Vince struts on to the entrance ramp
>Crowd: "Why come back? Why come back?"
>Vince ponders for a moment
>Then he grabs a microphone
>Vince: "Why?....... "
>Crowd: "Why? Why? Why?"
>Vince: "Well pal.... cause...... I GOT A SMALL WAIST, PRETTY FACE WITH A BIG BANK"
>Vince starts aggressively twerking and dancing to a variety of TikTok meme songs while loud pyro keeps going off
>NUCLEAR POP
>Crowd cheering: "WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK"
>Vince [with the loudest yelling voice in recorded history]: "OH AND JOHNNY GARGANO AND CIAMPA, YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Crowd: "YES! YES! YES!" "YOU'RE THE GOAT! YOU'RE THE GOAT!"
>Money falls from the rafters as Vince, now only wearing a thong, keeps twerking as Cardi B's hit song "Money" plays in the arena
>RAW viewership skyrockets
>Cole: "Hello good evening everybody, Michael Cole here for Monday Night Raw"
>Cole: *gulp*
>Cole: "Well folks, before this advertised Gargano vs Ciampa match there's going to be a special announcement, by a retur-"
>Vince's theme hits
>Crowd in shock
>Vince struts on to the entrance ramp
>Crowd: "Why come back? Why come back?"
>Vince ponders for a moment
>Then he grabs a microphone
>Vince: "Why?....... "
>Crowd: "Why? Why? Why?"
>Vince: "Well pal.... cause...... I GOT A SMALL WAIST, PRETTY FACE WITH A BIG BANK"
>Vince starts aggressively twerking and dancing to a variety of TikTok meme songs while loud pyro keeps going off
>NUCLEAR POP
>Crowd cheering: "WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK"
>Vince [with the loudest yelling voice in recorded history]: "OH AND JOHNNY GARGANO AND CIAMPA, YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>Crowd: "YES! YES! YES!" "YOU'RE THE GOAT! YOU'RE THE GOAT!"
>Money falls from the rafters as Vince, now only wearing a thong, keeps twerking as Cardi B's hit song "Money" plays in the arena
>RAW viewership skyrockets
