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>*GLASS SHATTERS*
Gimme the Microphone right now.
You know what?! I've had enough you bread ruining somsbitches, ruining a good ol' baked dough with you fancy ass European spreads that taste like nothing. I'm tired of you all.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna take the loaf
>WHAT
I'm gonna take a knife
>WHAT
I'm gonna take man sized slice
>WHAT
I'm gonna open the cupboard
>WHAT
I'm gonna look at them jars
>WHAT
That gots words on them
>WHAT
Cheddar
>WHAT
Limbourger
>WHAT
Honey Pecan
>WHAT
Garlic
>WHAT
Bacon
>WHAT
I'm gonna pick Bacon
>WHAT
I'm gonna take Bacon cheesespread
>WHAT
Because I am an American
>WHAT
And I'm gonna spread it on that bread
>WHAT
real thick
>WHAT
Because I'm an American
>WHAT
And that's the cheesespread line
>WHAT
CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
