>>8505295OP i want you to onow I am drunk and toned nd I went to the bathroom sat on the turtlw like a lazy drunk man to pee and I read this opened the lino as I pissed you made piss explode everywhere and ricochet so hard from the laughter two dripsbgot on the floorbsomeh9w and You made me laugh and I took a shit. A minor pne but now im on the toulet writing this hoping I will poo fully before its over despite already wiping