I would like to nominate The Seamstress for KWABLFA (Lifetime Failure Award). Another lonely Christmas post, because his wife left him to take care of the dog while she gets her box rocked across the world. It's gotta suck knowing that his marriage would've been saved if only he wouldn't of been a bitch and retired due to being knocked out by a fucking Vaudevillian on a taping of NXT. But instead now he looks like a massive bitch seamstress making rhinestone panties for Dana Brooke. His eventual suicide will come as a surprise to no one and Mercedes will be happy she doesn't have to pay his dumb ass alimony.