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Quoted By: >>8538583
>auditioned to be Metallica's bassist, almost got the gig if it wasn't for that leprechaun Lars Ulrich
>trained to be a professional wrestler for a year before finding out it was a work brother
>tears every single muscle in his back to shreds by lifting the 700 pound Andre the Giant in front of 200,000 in the Pontiac Superdome, who died just days after losing the the Hulkster
>goes on to wrestle a 29 day tour of Japan in excruciating pain immediately after
>dedicated his match at Summerslam 1992 to a Make a Wish kid who died right before Hogan entered the ring
>the hit 1995 song written in memory of the little dead Hulkamaniac, "Hulkster in Heaven" tops the Billboard charts
>had the opportunity to join the UFC but decided against it as to not "make those jabroni chinks look like jobbers dude"
>rewrote the entire script of Suburban Commando alone in a hotel bathroom as the scenes appeared to him in a vision on the toilet
>was temporarily paralyzed from taking the Undertaker's tombstone piledriver, lived through it and could walk the next day
>wrestled in PRIDE in 1977 (20 YEARS BEFORE THEY EVEN ACTUALLY EXISTED BROTHER)
>wrestled 400+ days a year sometimes even 2 yesterdays after the day before his last match
>trained to be a professional wrestler for a year before finding out it was a work brother
>tears every single muscle in his back to shreds by lifting the 700 pound Andre the Giant in front of 200,000 in the Pontiac Superdome, who died just days after losing the the Hulkster
>goes on to wrestle a 29 day tour of Japan in excruciating pain immediately after
>dedicated his match at Summerslam 1992 to a Make a Wish kid who died right before Hogan entered the ring
>the hit 1995 song written in memory of the little dead Hulkamaniac, "Hulkster in Heaven" tops the Billboard charts
>had the opportunity to join the UFC but decided against it as to not "make those jabroni chinks look like jobbers dude"
>rewrote the entire script of Suburban Commando alone in a hotel bathroom as the scenes appeared to him in a vision on the toilet
>was temporarily paralyzed from taking the Undertaker's tombstone piledriver, lived through it and could walk the next day
>wrestled in PRIDE in 1977 (20 YEARS BEFORE THEY EVEN ACTUALLY EXISTED BROTHER)
>wrestled 400+ days a year sometimes even 2 yesterdays after the day before his last match
