Alexa Bliss
>WWE RAW Women's Champion
>WWE Smackdown Women's Champion
>WWE Women's Tag Team Champion
>WWE 24/7 Champion
>Money in the Bank winner
>First ever WWE Women's Grand Slam Champion
>Ranked 2nd best female wrestler in the world by PWI in 2018
>Rated a 7.1 by Cagematch
>Had a legendary mixed tag run with Braun Strowman
>Was the Michaels to Nikki Cross' Jannetty
>Reality tv star
>Had a famous rock band name a song after her
>Married a pop music icon
>Sells more merch than anyone in the WWE not named Stone Cold (FACT: google it)
>sure fire first ballot Hall of Famer
>5.9 Million Instagram followers
>1.8 Million Twitter followers
>3 Seperate Youtube videos with over 45 million views
>Overall little cutie
Mandy Rose
>Demoted to wrestling school at age 30
>Developmental league champion
>Ranked 67th best female wrestler by PWI in 2019
>Rated a 4.2 on Cagematch
>Highest rated singles match is rated 3 stars
>Failed at winning tough enough
>Got kicked off Total Divas after 5 episodes because she wasn't attractive enough
>boyfriend is a failed wrestler
>Her run with Otis was so bad that it got both of them sent back to developmental
>Is the Jannetty to Sonya Deville, Paige, Dana Brooke, Gigi Dolin, and Jacy Jayne
>Operates a failing skin care buisiness
>WWE doesn't give her merch because she isn't a draw
>Is a jobber, only has 21% win percentage
>Makes her own dropshipped merch that says "Trans AF"
>990k Twitter followers
>Highest viewed Youtube video is 21 million and it drops off HARD after
>Looks like Ceilia from Monsters Inc
>Pumped to the gills with silicone
>Can see her surgery scars on her ass
>Pepperoni nipples
>Bug eyes
>Weak chin
>Red Reptilian skin
>Has to sell itself for money
>Brother killed himself because she's a whore
>Gross corny feet
>FIRED for being a whore
>2022 KWAB of the year winner
