>Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53 year-old looking tranny come out here who has a more aged face than a sharpei puppy's skin, come out here acting all crazy and say he's 'the face of evil'.
>I seen Alexa Bliss, number two, the wannabe, come out here, who's been the butt-end of all the jokes, because he's supposed to be the limousine-riding, jet-flying, son of a gun, but I'm sayin' one time, you shoulda took a cab, and used that money to fix your crooked, fucked up looking face
>So I had to ask myself, if WWE was gonna hire Aj Lee Number Two, why wouldn't they hire AJ Mendez, the original AJ Lee? Now I know that AJ Lee's relationship with WWE is dead, but Alexa Bliss, your career is dead!
>And I know as she lays under Phil, she's still lighting it up, 'cos when you used your little brain, and stole her pedo fanbase, there's one thing that you couldn't steal, and that was her talent and drawing power
>So when you walked down that aisle last week, I know I wasn't alone, 'cos the people at home, all they did, was grab the remote, and change the channel to the NFL, and watch some real sports entertainment 'cos you're an ugly, old looking tranny bastard!
>So Alexa Bliss, remember this, in this wrestling business, there's never been a bigger dilating, prematurely ageing tranny, in this business, but also in life, you're the biggest dilating, prematurely ageing, dimes repellent tranny, and you belong where you're at, on Raw's midcard, because Raw sucks, and so do you. Me? I'm just gonna stay right here, on Fantime, making millies 4 life.