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>spend your entire career doing as little as possible
>even though you’re boring as fuck you have cultists who will die to defend you because you ‘work a smart style’ and you ‘know what wrestling psychology is’
>despite working a ‘smart style’ and doing as little as possible, you hit 40 and become completely crippled because your finisher has completely fucked your spine
>now you’re just an overrated geek with no good matches, feuds or promos and what little legacy you had is about to be flushed down the toilet because you get exposed as a conservative on twitter
>now you’re a broken down old man and everybody hates you, and you married some single mum with three kids who you’ll be supporting for the rest of your life
>there’s a very good chance she leaves you now because you’re no longer famous and making any money
I HEAR HOLY FUCKING KWABS IN MY HEAD
THEY LAUGH AT ME
THEY MAKE ME MAD
MY SPINE IS FUCKED
>even though you’re boring as fuck you have cultists who will die to defend you because you ‘work a smart style’ and you ‘know what wrestling psychology is’
>despite working a ‘smart style’ and doing as little as possible, you hit 40 and become completely crippled because your finisher has completely fucked your spine
>now you’re just an overrated geek with no good matches, feuds or promos and what little legacy you had is about to be flushed down the toilet because you get exposed as a conservative on twitter
>now you’re a broken down old man and everybody hates you, and you married some single mum with three kids who you’ll be supporting for the rest of your life
>there’s a very good chance she leaves you now because you’re no longer famous and making any money
I HEAR HOLY FUCKING KWABS IN MY HEAD
THEY LAUGH AT ME
THEY MAKE ME MAD
MY SPINE IS FUCKED
