I will personally descend into the pits of Scientology and give shoot life-ending injuries to every single one of those marks if they try to warp the Hulkster’s mind. Their entire belief system is literally a science fiction book written by a shoot science fiction writer (L. Ron Hubbard), who was good friends with Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley, who were both satanists who practiced sex magick and did things like eat shit and drink period blood. Crowley also opened a portal which a being named “Lam” came out of, which was a grey alien (demon). Parsons and Hubbard later opened another portal but were shoot retards that botched it and couldn’t close it, which subsequently lead to the rise in UFO sightings and alien abduction cases. You can’t fool me, I ain’t a fucking mark.
