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Quoted By: >>8670132
>modern wrestling
>first match
>it's flippy dippy vs skinny jimmy
>flippy dippy hits him with the triple shooting star press
>kickout at 2
>:O
>does it five more times
>:O
>:O
>:O
>:O
>:O
>gets the pin
>no reaction from the crowd
>next match
>geriatric patrick is coming out of retirement for the 49th consecutive time
>he's so old he's lou thesz's dad
>YOU STILL GOT IT chants before he even steps in the ring
>hits the other guy with his patented finishing maneuver: the second rope cock drop
>crowd explodes
>so do his knees
>1-2-3
>monster poo
>greatest match of all time
>5 minutes later the fans are on twitter calling it overrated
Why does it be the way it be?
>first match
>it's flippy dippy vs skinny jimmy
>flippy dippy hits him with the triple shooting star press
>kickout at 2
>:O
>does it five more times
>:O
>:O
>:O
>:O
>:O
>gets the pin
>no reaction from the crowd
>next match
>geriatric patrick is coming out of retirement for the 49th consecutive time
>he's so old he's lou thesz's dad
>YOU STILL GOT IT chants before he even steps in the ring
>hits the other guy with his patented finishing maneuver: the second rope cock drop
>crowd explodes
>so do his knees
>1-2-3
>monster poo
>greatest match of all time
>5 minutes later the fans are on twitter calling it overrated
Why does it be the way it be?
