Jesus Christ, I'm not an asshole or anything, but I don't think I could physically stop myself from mercilessly making fun of a guy like that.
"HEY PAL?? LOOK THIS IS YOU"
*twerks like that amogus gif*
"YEAH? I GOT A BIG BANK HUH??? BUSSIN AIN'T IT?"
*dabs*
"SHEEEEESH YO OUTFIT FIRE, NO CAP, I GUESS I NEVER MISS HUH???"
*flosses*
"LGBT FFFFFFFFOR LIFE HOMIE, #LITTYSTYLE"
*I start doing the running man*