"Listen up, you little sissy-boys. I've had enough of all of you, thinking you're tough, thinking you're real men. You're nothing but a bunch of weak, sniveling, little boys. And I, Maxwell Jacob Friedman, am here to prove it.

That's why, at Full Gear, I am issuing an open challenge to any and all comers. I want to face someone, anyone, in a sissy-boy slapfight match. That's right, a match where the only rule is that we slap each other until one of us cries uncle. And I promise you, it won't be me.

So, if you've got the balls, if you think you're man enough, step up and accept my challenge. Because I am MJF, and I am the future of this business. And I will not be denied.

But, if you're too much of a sissy to accept my challenge, then stay at home, watch the pay-per-view, and see me dominate yet another opponent. Because, I am the salt of the earth, I am the best wrestler in the world, and I am MJF."