1) Spend the duration of wrestling matches on your phone
2) Watch only promo & backstage segments
3) Pretend you know the latest signing and act like you are their biggest fan
4) Have your bedroom walls lined with WWE belts (paid by the state of course)
5) Spend all free time on social media defending WWE
6) Memorize the following phrases and use them in every thread
>aewtist
>ojama
>gayEW
>record profits
>no million
>tranny
>dog wanker
>scjerk are our allies
>thoughts @TheJimCornette @TheGreatBrianLast @AEWBotches @WWEGareth?