Let me talk to ya
I cant wait to beat that fat incel Bray Wyatt at the Royal Rumble - I'm even gonna have to do it on his own turf...
No, I know he's not from San Antonio, its his home turf because its a Mountain Dew match and that fat freak has spent more time around Mountain Dew than most of us have spent around our families
YEEEEEAAAH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
I said YEEEEEEEEEAAAH
Now let me tell you what L... A... KNIGHT is gonna do. Im gonna spank that fat incel so hard he's gonna be crying out for his mommy
YEAAAAH
and then I'm gonna take the promotional caskets of his beloved mountain dew, and empty them all over him right in the middle of this ring. I'll cover him in so much mountain dew that in the future he'll become sick at just the sight of the stuff
I'll be doing that fat bastard a favour, because if he gets off the mountain dew and loses some weight he might actually be able to wrestle more than twice a year
YEEEEAAAAAAAH
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
