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>RAW opens up, a drone is flying around getting shots of the crowd
>Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s my honor to welcome you to yet another chapter of our historic story. Unfortunately, it’s time to hear… from him.
>Kissed by a Rose by Grammy-Ward winning artist, Seal, starts playing
>the entire audience reverberates the stadium with BOOS!
>Triple H comes out under the name Terra Ryzing
>Terra Ryzing: SHUT IT- SHUT IT OFF, SHUT IT THE FUCK OFF!
>the crowd of 250,000 immediately goes quiet
>Terra: LAST WEEK, I GOT HIT BY 5 TONS OF STEEL TRAVELING AT 85 MILES PER HOUR.
>Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!
>Tera: DO I? IS THIS THE THANKS I GET? Y’SEE, AFTER THAT STEEL DEATH MACHINE MOWED ME DOWN, I PICKED MYSELF UP AND CRAWLED TO THE LOCAL MEDICAL FACILITY, WHERE I UNDERWENT $550,000 WORTH OF EXPERIMENTAL, GROUNDBREAKING SURGERIES AND MEDICAL OPERATIONS.
>Crowd: YOU’RE A WORKED BITCH! *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!*
>Terra: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I DID THIS FOR YOU. FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF Y-
>I Serve the Base by certified trap legend, Future, starts playing
>the crowd starts convulsing with APPLAUSE. Women are going into labor and men are ejaculating
>Michael Cole: OOOOOHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYY, IT’S THE BOSS! THE BOSS IS HERE!
>Vinny Mac rides out on a massive black bronco, trampling Paul
>the cheers become a singularity of sound
>Vince steps off his horse
>Vince: *in a Steve Urcle voice* …Did I do thaaat?
>stadium literally explodes from the sheer impact of the crowd’s cheers