With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked
I'm sorry to hear that your
dad finally croaked
He lived a full life on his own terms
Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms
But if I had two daughters as crippled as you
I'd never wear a seatbelt so I would die too
So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track
'Cause the old faggot hick's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!'