you bought a ticket to the royal rumble. on the way there, you cranked off in the car. suddenly, during the Mountain Dew Pitch Black Match, the entire stadium is covered in black light and the cum shows up all over your arms and pants. sounds unlikely? well, it happened to me. so please, learn from my tale. wait until after any bray wyatt, alexa bliss or undertaker appearance to jack off. thanks for your time.