Ladies and gentlemen, we want to take you back to the Royal Rumble Premium Live Event this past Saturday which saw Cody Rhodes winning the Royal Rumble, outlasting 29 other superstars to cement his place at the Showcase of the Immortals, WrestleMania 39. After the match it had been feared that Cody had suffered a reaggravation to his previously torn pectoral muscle, at the hands of the devastating chops unleashed by Gunther. After the match he was taken to a local medical facility, and upon receiving an MRI, the doctors revealed something that we had long known to be true, which is that the Codester is based and AEW is fucking gay lmao