>alright bitch we got 20 minutes tonight
>yeah i don't know how either but we're main eventing
>poke me in the eyes during the handshake
>i'll attempt to lock up but keep missing because im blind, it'll pop the ojiisans big time
>i'll get some heat by attacking you from behind while you're posing for the crowd
>then cut me off and get some shine
>hit a dropkick into the corner at some point
>after the kickout you'll try to hit your finisher but ill cut you off
>after some back and forth, ill try to hit a shoot worm but you block it by poking both my eyes as i fall down
>the ojiisans will be pissing their pants by this point
>we'll have some back and forth counters and shit
>eventually you hit me with a big boot, head to the second turnbuckle and hit your fame-asser finisher from there
>dont worry about it being safe i can take it and basically catch you with my head
>1-2-3 you win
>post match i will be selling like death and you will seem concerned
>you try to wake me up but nothing works so you pretend like you're going to stop, but then go for the eyepoke again, popping the jijis big time
>koda will probably give you a title run after this performance
>you're welcome
