*dundundundun~*

Oooooh! Ooooo! Aaaaaah! Gaaaay!

I think I'm cute!
I know I posed for a gay magazine!
I got the looks!
That sell the gay magazines!
I got the pose!
That really moves em!
I send chills up!
And down their shafts when they see my gay magazine pictures!

I'm just a gay mag boy!
I'm not your straight girl toy!
I'm just a gay mag boy!
I'm not your straight girl toy!