>>8895764A Hulkamaniac was taking college classes between Wrestlemanias.
One of his courses had a nigger professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the nigger professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating "God, if you be real, come on down and knock dis nigga off dis platform, I gib you 15."
Several minutes tick by in silence, when the 15 minute time almost expired the Hulkamaniac gets up from his seat, approaches the nigger professor and open hand slapped him in the face knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Hulkamaniac simply went back to his seat.
The nigger professor came to, visibly shaken and asked the Hulkamaniac, "What you do dat fo?!"
The Hulkamaniac said, "God was busy protecting America's military who are out protecting your right to say stupid shit like that, so he sent me to fill in."