>Firefly Funhouse segment
>Bray eating a bowl of cereal
>It's Captain Crunch
>blood starts gushing from his mouth
>Camera pans over to an open window
>Uncle Howdy starts laughing maniacally and speaking in bullshit riddles about young Bray not bringing in enough box top cutouts to give to his 3rd grade English teacher
>Bray breaks down crying, asking why he couldn't just eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch instead
