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Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 06:29:49 No.8936230 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8936275 >>8936283 >>8936323 >>8936857

>goes into business for himself
>gets future endeavored
>pay off to 2000 year long storyline is that he doesn't even get to fight the main star, jobs to a midcarder instead

Kek what a self mark bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 06:36:56 No.8936275 Report

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>>8936230
How many 5 stars matches this dude have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 06:38:43 No.8936283 Report

Quoted By: >>8936406 >>8936972

>>8936230
Satanetty always gets buried in the end because he's a self mark and bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 06:46:54 No.8936323 Report

Quoted By: >>8936849 >>8936972

>>8936230
John already stooged off the climax. It's gonna be pretty epic. Don't know why Satan still thinks that he's going over, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 07:00:32 No.8936406 Report

Quoted By: >>8936972

>>8936283
>Satanetty always gets buried in the end
hes no match for god, never was and never will be. satan has no real power

Kostas Gangstar

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Kostas Gangstar Sun 12 Feb 2023 08:43:15 No.8936823 Report

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Stay strong brothers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 08:48:24 No.8936849 Report

Quoted By: >>8936972

>>8936323
He wants to be like God, he knows he can't actually be Him, but he desperately wants to be like God.
It's pretty funny though because God straight up stops satan multiple times from doing things like furthering harming Job, or killing the two witnesses, and so on.
and the two witnesses hasn't even happened yet.
so, with that in mind, why in the world does he think he can actually win? who knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 08:51:02 No.8936857 Report

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>>8936230
Michael the Archangel ain’t no midcarder, brother. He’s the leader of the Army of Heaven.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 08:55:09 No.8936871 Report

Quoted By: >>8936880 >>8937796

thats baphomet. christians are so fucking stupid. you dont even have your own dollar tree pagan knock off lore right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 08:57:46 No.8936880 Report

Quoted By: >>8936897

>>8936871
baphomet is not pagan friend :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:01:08 No.8936897 Report

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>>8936880
i know. i was calling christianity a dollar tree pagan knock off and calling you(?) an idiot for not knowing the difference between baphomet and satan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:01:48 No.8936901 Report

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Wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:06:49 No.8936927 Report

Quoted By: >>8936997

I like that they gave this jobber dude a chance with a couple promos in the Book of Job and he crushed it so bad that they kept inviting him back for a new heel run every few years. Now he's basically the biggest draw in the literary world of all time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:10:21 No.8936939 Report

Quoted By: >>8936946

how is Michael a midcarder? he's part of the biggest stable on Heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:12:01 No.8936946 Report

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>>8936939
there's always that one guy in every stable who is a complete shitter though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:18:30 No.8936972 Report

Quoted By: >>8937079

>>8936283
>>8936323
>>8936406
>>8936849
the whole thing is an allegory (its the greatest STORY ever told) to tell you to stop being a little bitch and think that material things, manipulation of people and endless sins make you a god; its actually the strength of your good deeds, protecting the weak, creating a good life, and having soul that make you godly. the bible is about taking care of your own mind and fortifying your holiness by not being a douchebag piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:23:49 No.8936997 Report

Quoted By: >>8937796

>>8936927
Only because christcucks burned 90% of literature 700 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 09:43:37 No.8937079 Report

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>>8936972
>tips fedora

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Feb 2023 13:31:05 No.8937796 Report

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>>8936871
>>8936997
OH MY SCIENCE WE WUZ VIKANGZ

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