Once there was a wrestler named Bryan Danielson,
Who thought he was the king of the trash.
But one day he got caught in a crime,
And was sent to prison for a long time.

He thought he'd be safe and sound,
But his luck had run out and he was bound.
For in prison he was anally raped,
By black men who were strong and great.

They forced him to suck their black cocks,
And anally rim them like a fox.
He had no choice but to comply,
Or else face the wrath of the other guys.

So Bryan Danielson learned his lesson well,
That crime does not pay and you go to hell
So if you're thinking of doing something wrong,
Remember Bryan Danielson and stay strong!