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TONIGHT from Laredo, Texas>Hangman Adam Page vs Kip Sabian >"The Machine" Brian Cage vs "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry >We hear from Adam Cole, Wardlow, & MJF >Mark Briscoe vs Josh Woods >The Acclaimed, Daddy Ass, & Orange Cassidy vs Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, & Sonjay Dutt >Toni Storm vs Ruby Soho vs Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. >Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli vs Rush & Preston Vance in a Tornado Tag Match
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KEK no one is watching this shit
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>>8967844 >231 posts Literally and unironically kill yourself, phoneposting faggot
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>making it this fucking early
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people larping in the thread #1 as first time aew viewers
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>>8973701 Yeah us based thread #2 posters are EPIC
and we love to reddit space
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kek the crowd is going nuts no pun intended for the scissor spot
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this crowd is going nuts for this shit bros. god I love AEW
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No heat no milly
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Not a great start. Can't believe how hot the crowd was for the finish though lmao
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>>8973726 it's a crowd pleaser
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KEK
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Bowens absolutely rocked Jarret in the face
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that was unironically the most entertaining match on dynamite in months
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>no post match angle
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That Revolution moving graphic was niiiiiiice
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Danielson will lose at revolution but win the rematch and become AEW CHAMPION
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>probably no Danielson match until Revolution
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based hurricane drinker there in the crowd
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Bryan's last couple of promos have been really good
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Why do wrestlers pour water all over themselves before the match even starts??
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I'm watching tonight because the elite aren't on
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incoming match that makes the anti blood drones cope and seethe
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>>8973777 you should try that on your balls they might not stink so bad if you did KWAB
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Hopefully this wakes the crowd up.
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Train up young little Master Wheeler
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>>8973777 the ring's actually hot as fuck with all the lights. lot of guys do it, or pour it over themselves before entering, to keep cool.
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>black, red, white
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>Someone is blasting Paul Wall outside right now and I can't concentrate
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>perro peligroso
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>>8973716 Don't even have a cock anymore to suck, tranny.
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>>8973777 >before the match even starts So you’d rather they do it in the match??
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>>8973801 What It Do It's Paul Wall I'm The People's Champ
My Chain Light Up Like A Lamp Cuz Now I'm Back With The Camp
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Main event already?
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>>8973777 Coffee is too hot
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>>8973813 Got an 8-inch cock with your name on it, dronie.
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They should call it the Blackpool BALD Club
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mox slipping on PiP
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>>8973801 >Paul Wall Based people's champ
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>Moxleywinslol
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>>8973768 >to make sure he gets a chance to bury the company right off the hop Anonymous
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>>8973821 I’m crawling similar to an ant ‘cause I’m low to the Earth
Peoples feelings get hurt when figure out what I’m worth
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Rush seems like Mox's ideal opponent, he's stiff as fuck and has no quit
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>>8973824 Is Thunder Roasta returning tonight?
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Rush is 100% getting the pin on Claudio here to set up the supercard of honour main event
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Is this a night of soft bumps? Every time in the last finish someone got knocked off the rope they took the softest bump to the apron that was nearly slow motion now Moxley softly slowly climbs over the barricade after being whipped. Step it the fuck up assholes.
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>>8973824 Mercedes is debuting
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Claudio has to be the most boring wrestler ever
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>>8973829 That dragon dildo you use to dilate doesn't count as your cock, tranny.
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Where my Assistant bros at?
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>>8973801 >I got the diamonds and the ice all hand set >I might cause a cold front if I take a deep breath Anonymous
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>culero chants
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>>8973779 I'll be impressed if he calls them beaners
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>PERRO >PERRO
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This crowd seems really into simple heel shit. Sadly AEW isn’t great with having heels. I hope some people can adjust their matches like a Brian Cage who will probably do 0 heel things and just be a retard.
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Has any country, state, province, municipality, prefecture given more to wrestling than Texas? No.
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Stream fucking up for anyone else?
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Where's the "Crowd is dead" poster? He'd actually be right for once.
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>>8973882 Japan. America. I mean adding country kind of fucked you as America has Texas already in it.
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>>8973856 Shut your supple neck up.
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>>8973884 Me cause of an enlarged prostate
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Why are they still go as the Blackpool Combat Club when Regal is not even employed by AEW?
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Crowd sounds dead af. I doubt its gonna get better for womens match or whatever
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I already miss last week’s El Paso crowd.
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>>8973884 No, my FITE TV paid stream works great.
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>>8973890 I counted Texas as its own country, as it was once one. I'd argue Texas still wins out, easily
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>women main eventing
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>the WWE watch view
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Mox is fat and has pasty skin and is very bald and just overall looks like shit
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>>8973884 No because I pay for FITE
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>>8973895 His spirit lives on in them
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>>8973895 Wheeler Yuta is from Blackpool
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This crowd is really bad
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Brooklyn sighting
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>Fightful has learned that Charlie Haas is backstage at AEW Dynamite tonight. No word on if he'll appear on screen or is planned to do any work with AEW in any capacity.
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>Both members of the BBC
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>>8973898 Texas is real hit or miss with crowds. The fact they popped huge for Orange in his entrance but only after his name showed up because they didn’t recognize the music says something about the crowd.
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The piped in Holy Shits, they aren't even trying.
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>>8973895 Their group formed before Regal ever joined AEW
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>>8973884 No, my tbs stream works perfectly.
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This pointless match is STILL going on through two commercial breaks
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This show is kind of shit, bros. Not feeling this after last week’s banger.
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There have been 2 commercials during this Moxley match. I am making this post now because when the quarters come out I can guarantee you people will be saying MOX IS AN ANTIDRAW CONFIRMED and it will be entirely due to the commercials.
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Kumquat
Oh, Moxley's bleeding again.
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>>8973931 If they're afraid of being sued, they should just stop those spots.
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>>8973922 he’s debuting after the women’s match
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time for another barbed wiredeathmatch with Hangman and Mox at Revolution
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This has been surprisingly sloppy
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Haven’t seen much AEW but this show is so much more dynamic and exciting than Raw and Smackdown. I’m actually glued to the matches instead of spending half the show looking at my phone.
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>>8973931 I shoot think he’s drunk tonight
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>>8973931 Jesus, Moxlvey Plumbing is an embarrassment
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>>8973944 Kino booking by TK
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jesus this show was bad on paper yet has somehow been worse than anticipated
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Moxley should bleed every single match.
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>>8973937 Yeah because you’re forced to leave during commercials, if MOX was some huge star people would watch the PiP.
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>>8973952 >Kumquat post >girl Anonymous
>>8973889 now he is
what an absolutely predictable shitter he is
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Hey faggots, post more. We can’t let the drones win.
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why is tony caving to twitter again and putting the women in the main event when last time he did that the plummet was catastrophic
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>>8973958 He's always drunk, that is why he's gassed and bloated before he even gets into the ring
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>>8973974 Cause they're in Laredo
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>>8973940 God I hope this isnt a genetic female and has a fertile bitch breaker shes willing to use on me
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>>8973970 I would if this show didn't suck dick
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>>8973962 don't watch it then
>>8973966 >if Mox was a draw people would watch the commercials not really
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>>8973953 And long as fuck.
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>>8973969 nah moxley is based and blood is based
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>>8973970 they already won when we got no 400k last Friday
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>>8973956 AEW is the opposite in a way. Matches have been more interesting in the past few months or year
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>>8973981 but i like aew tho so i will watch it even tho tonights episode seems bad
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>>8973979 You're in luck.
She's hung like a horse.
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>Moxley's ring gear is a t-shirt and jeans
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>>8973922 What's a Charlie Haas?
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>>8973977 It's basically Mexico
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>>8973944 he'll be jobbing by rampage
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>>8973944 plot twist, he’s debuting in the women’s match
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I'm with Cornette, get moxley off my tv
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>>8974000 Goat state shape
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crowd sounds piped in kek
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>>8973955 John still living rent free in jon’s head
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>>8974010 turn it off then and you won't have to watch him
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whole lotta house show energy from this show so far
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This is so fucking long.
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>>8974010 and all you got out of it was getting to fuck his fat wife
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OK this is picking up now
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Vance needs a better name than Vance
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>>8974010 >I’m with Cornette Career failure Cornette? That one?
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>>8973997 But enough about you!
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>>8974031 his shoot name is Cody and he was called Cody Vance, but Cody made him change his name for AEW kek
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This genuinely feels like a bingo hall match
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>>8974025 >not wanting to fuck Synn Low test queer detected
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I don't hate Yuta but I don't like him either
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AEW used to be pretty based but they lost the magic somewhere along the way. I still watch but rarely enjoy anything on the shows.
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>>8974010 >I'm with Cornette Same. I'm with Stacy Cornette right now
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WHY ARE THE STREAMS SO SHITTY
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>>8973970 Kek. Saving this
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ASSISTANTBROS
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Everyone is bleeding and Wheelie Useless the ratings are going to tank
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HERE COMES WHEELER YUTA
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this is soooo fucking bad
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>>8974041 Not enough 3 minute headlocks for yah, fattie?
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Okay genuinely why is this so long?
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>>8974054 Just to annoy you
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>>8974052 They shoot lost the fans with the Punk All Out situation. The matches are the same, but the fans don't react as much anymore.
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>>8974067 >Jim >having sex pick one
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Yall gonna complain about Hangman and the TV angle
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All that just for a mox win? I figured at least rush to set up ROH. waste of time.
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wow this show is fucking rotten
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Just turned on. Why the fuck are these dudes having a bloody tornado tag with a chain involved?
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LOL MOX WINS LOL
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>In a GOAT Match with Bryan last week >Now relegated to this shit
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Moxley has excellent chemistry with Vance
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moxley wins too much fuck this shit
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I just turned this on…another bloodbath? No one has learned adding blood to a shitty match doesn’t do a thing for the ratings. Amazing.
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>>8974066 Was never a thing and we dont sign our posts here
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This is on pace to be the worst episode of dynamite so far
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>Moxley winning again
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>>8974065 >>8974084 don't watch it then
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>>8974048 honestly, classy pepe. barqs is a gentlefrogs beverage of choice
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>>8974082 no, it's okay when AEW does it
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>>8974074 Pounding Charlotte non stop.
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>Preston Vance is based
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I dont like bald Butcher, the chad embrace was perfect for his look
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>>8974084 Yeah agreed, RAW and Smackdown are horrible
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>>8974093 Take your boyfriends cock out of your mouth and type that again
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Mox is slowly physically transforming into Eddie Kingston
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Get BOREDLOW off my fucking screen
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Hangma'am beaten up by Little Orphan Pip. KEK He's done.
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>>8974095 Fuck off Matt/Nick
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the first match was better
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>>8974115 Original Butcher with the monocle is the best Butcher
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>wardlow dad lore
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>>8974114 Who are you quoting
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>muh cancer
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Why is Wardlow telling me this? This doesn’t make me give a fuck if he wins.
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>>8974086 >>8974098 YOU STILL GOT IT
YOU STILL GOT IT
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>still trying to make Wardlow a Happy To Be Here smiley babyface with a poor background
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>>8974095 Worst AEW is better than the best RAW.
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You watch this shit? You watch this shit? WHY? I do not understand. This is FAKE shit. AEW is ballet and dancing routines and gymnastics, you motherfuckers. Midgets only. The WWE is right there. Just watch that instead, because it is the REAL deal. Not this transexual festival. You bitches be pathetic as fuck.
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THIS is how dog wanker wants to rebuild Wardlow’s after burying him? Jesus fucking Christ.
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Wardlow just looks like Legendary Super Saiyan MJF now
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>compelling interview >sad music playing over it, clips playing over him talking and repeated cuts
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i missed the first match cause my girlfriends son needed dinner made
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THAT WAS MY DEADBEAT FATHER'S HAIR, JOE!
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Who is Josh Woods?
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>>8973587 I got 100 bucks on 865k tonight
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>>8974095 bruh honestly. this is so sad. i used to be so hyped for wednesdays bc i knew i could get at least one good wrestling match.
Now im in disbelief at how much vitriol and hatred im slowly developing towards AEW and Tony Khan (Tiny Schlong as i refer to him as)
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he just cut your hair Wardlow it's not a big deal
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What the fuck. It was a decent promo but giving the hair cut a sob story is weird.
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Oh my fucking god this episde is sooo fucking bad
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>YOU TOOK MY MAN BUN AND NOW I HAVE A NICE HAIRCUT
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Wardlow doing Muh daddeh promos
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KINO Wardog promo
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They’re trying to say that I make the personal with Joe??? Joe didn’t kill his dad and as far as I know, Joe didn’t force him to tell the story what the fuck did Joe have to do with any of that? Because he trimmed his hair?
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>>8974159 it was quiet at first and the crowd were going mental by the end so it was fine, lots of fun meme shit in the match
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CHADlow is back baby
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>>8974148 Worst AEW is better than the best NXT*
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>>8974100 >>8974117 kill yourselves shills. it's bad.
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Josh Woods will turn face eventually and team with Mark.
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There’s something hilarious about not being able to be in the backstage area of AEW without being randomly viciously assaulted
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>>8974152 >Lets tune in to WWE >Oh look Roman is winning again all the time >Is old man Orton here to job to balding Cena in a 20 minute headlock match? >and now Chuck Flair wins lol Anonymous
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Tron still displays>THE BRISCOES
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>completely kill a guy's heat by having him lose to Joe in 2023 and disappear for a month >try to build sympathy with a sob story
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If this match doesn’t result in a big ROH announcement, it’ll be for nothing.
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>>8974183 don't watch it then
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>>8974163 You've never been a fan
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>>8974162 890-900k at best
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Mark vs Smark
Who wins?
>>8974169 oh ok thanks for the update
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I liked that wardlow promo, kinda won me back
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What do I have to do to achieve a build like Mark Brisco?
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>>8974186 Kip beat him up for watching TV at such a retarded angle. He was doing him a favour to save him neck pain actually
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The crowd even dead for Mark Briscoe
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mark briscoe is fake af going to aew without his brother
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I’m deeply confused by Josh’s seemingly nonexistent gimmick given his outfit choice. What the fuck is he going for?
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>>8974192 roh tapings announcement already happened earlier today
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crowd is deader than jay
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And there's your setup for a Rampage match
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>>8974203 Can't believe he cut his bro's brakes just so he could get a solo push
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Makes me sad seeing the Toothless Briscoe. They could have been such a great solid highly over team for AEW and now it'll never happen.
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this episode legitimately feels AI generated
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>>8974187 You know damn well Orton and Cena haven't wrestled each other in years.
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>>8974203 Warner’s fault, dumbass.
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Based pentagon and fenix.
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>>8974152 i couldn't care less about yummy wummy wrestling spotfests, i just want to watch a fun wrestling tv show.
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>>8974203 The worst part is they never had them on while Jay was alive, and if he was still alive Mark wouldn’t be there now.
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>taking that bump in this match
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>>8974215 He learned it from Dante Martin
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>Hey JR, remember those sit down interviews that used to get guys over? What if you did those again, except you just sit there and mumble a little while a dimeless shitter baws about his dad?
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>>8974199 A shitload of meth
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>Hogwarts Legacy ad
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My brother died, we milked it, now no one cares again. Especially against another guy who no one knows.
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>>8974182 ugh it sucks that ur totally correct
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this episode is booked like an e-drone making fun of tonys booking
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>>8974226 >dumbass but enough about you
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>>8974227 Kek based. Love those 2 beaners.
>>8974212 >>8974212 >>8974212 NEEEEEEW
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This match should not be over 2 minutes
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>>8974223 What barb? You mean i dont get to see my customary 4 Orton/Cena matches a year?. it helped me get to sleep watching them put chinlocks on each other for 20 minutes.Watching the Miz do the same thing just isnt the same
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>>8974254 >early sloppy shop AEWtistics.
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Dean Ambrose really can't stop adding blood in random matches
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>>8974241 I’m not buying it because the developers caved and added tranny characters. Now go 42% yourself you fucking troon.
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I have watched every episode so far and this is not looking good. Second hour better be pure gold
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>>8974223 Orton/Cena double retirement match wouldve been kino
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>>8974261 Tell me you don't actually watch WWE without telling me you don't watch WWE
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I hope Mark gets caught for murder or something due to how bad it will look on Tony Khan for how much he pestered WBD.
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I like watching Josh Woods wrestle but he's kind of a geek
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Is that Asian lady in the front row always there?
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dead crowd
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>>8974241 >>8974275 I just wanna run around Hogwarts and find out what the hell Huffpuffs actually DO while everyone else is fighting dark wizards and killing dragons
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>>8974308 and soon to be another dead wrestler
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>>8974275 That tranny character literally has the deepest voice in the whole game. They are mocking those trannies. Based af.
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Wrestling without kneepads has ty o fucking suck
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>>8974281 Mother fucker I was there when Macho hit Hogan with the belt and a grade school kid I thought he had a point and Hoganw as upstaging him and getting to friendly with his wife. Stuff yourself you brainwashed Vince balllicker
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Adam Cole sucks
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>>8974310 Over indulging in food and wild orgies in the dorm
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>IT WAS LITERALLY NOTHING
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>>8974419 That's all he has ever been
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I haven't watched AEW for a while. This is really boring.
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this week is especially dimeless
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So they just told MJF he has to stall?
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>>8974399 >fat people orgies Terrible
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why did they even have cole come back this far out from the ppv just to have him dick around the whole time
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Does MJF get to keep the ring forever?
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Just bring Danielson out
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Daniels about to be killed
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>Chris Daniels involved in the world championship angle
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not even shitposting this show has been really bad
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Daniels should have a cyborg gimmick
