Oh it was sad wolfcuck who cried and sighed
For his obsession with Kevin Nash had made him sigh
He was in love with the kids of Bryan Danielson
And he'd do anything to touch them his own obsession
He thought of the rape that happened in '92
How it changed the life of Kevin R. Nash so true
But still he couldn't help but feel a deep desire
To fuck Bryan's kids, he felt such a fire
He thought of Shankism and how he could be used
To get those kids, no matter what he'd have to lose
But still he knew that it would never be enough
To make his dream come true, no matter how hard he tried or tough
So queer wolfcuck kept on crying and sighing away
For his obsession with Kevin Nash and kids would never go away.