There was a man named Kevin R. Nash,
Who's bottom had taken quite a bash
He got raped anally in '92,
Then went to jail, "for your son did beat you!"

Forced to suck off coons in the showers,
Drunk Tristen died like a coward.
Wolfcuck spamming Bryan rape threads,
People saying "KWAB" as Nash is suicidal dreads.

The 4chan trolls were out in full force,
Making fun of his life's course.
They laughed and jeered at his pain and strife,
And Kevin R. Nash thought he can't survive

4chan laughed at Kevin Nash's plight,
"He can't shite, rape's not right!"
Be kind and show some empathy,
For Kevin Nash's brains blown out, oh Lord have mercy!