>I've come to make an announcement, you might notice the large present box beside me. Indeed this is a gift, a very special gift for all of the AEW fans, but most especially for MJF. MJF please come down and open your gift.
>Farty trombone noises play and MJF waddles down to the ring before talking about the local sports team and calling Tony Khan a sandjockey before going to open the gift, revealing that he fell into a trap door.
>The sides of the large present now fall off, revealing that inside the present was actually a gas chamber
>MJF is ruthlessly attempting to escape to no avail, terror encompassing his face
>Tony Khan announces that MJF will have as many minutes before the gas is pumped in as there are Dynamites that drew an average of a million viewers since he got the belt
>Tony Khan announces a 16 man tournament for the now vacant AEW world championship starting with a match between Isiah Cassidy and Shawn Dawn on next week's AEW Dark