*to the melody of Black by Sevendust*
RATINGS ARE AT AN ALL TIME LOOW
(TIME LOW)
(TIME LOW)
THEY SAID TAKESHITA WOULD PUT BUTTS ON SEATS
(ON SEATS)
YOU SAY YOU WANT TO... BE LIKE E
(LIKE E)
WELL KHAN LET ME TELL YOU, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DIMES MEAN

THEY SAY THE CROWDS HERE, YEAH THEY WERE REAL ICE COLLLDDDDDDD
GUESS ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER.. TRIBUTE SHOOOOOWWWWW

KHAN'S
PISSANT
SHOW AIN'T DIMES, YEAHHHH

KHAN
WON'T EVER
GET A CLUEEEEE

AEDUB DIDN'T DRAWWWWWWW

TARPS SO CLOSE BEHIND
I LOOK AT THE MATCH CARD, I DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE
WRESTLERS SAY "CAN'T YOU HELP ME GET OUTTA HERE!"
"IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE TOYS FOR THIS AUTISTTT"

KHAN'S
PISSANT
SHOW AIN'T DIMES, YEAHHHH

KHAN
WON'T EVER
GET A CLUEEEEE

AEDUB DIDN'T DRAWWWWWWW

*sick guitar solo as trannies kill themselves*

KHAN'S
PISSANT
SHOW AIN'T DIMES, YEAHHHH

KHAN
WON'T EVER
GET A CLUEEEEE
nooooooooooo

I SAID NOW
KHAN
WON'T EVER
WON'T EVER
WHOOOAHOOOOO

AEDUB DIDN'T DRAWWWWWWW
DIDN'T DRAWWWWW
DIDN'T DRAWWWWWWW
*another sick guitar solo outro*