>Have sex - which is a lamer way of saying the phrase "get laid" only a 13 year old would find funny
>Has never left his basement, sits on /asp/, /woo/, /b/, /r9k/ and his past home reddit
>He came to /asp/ rejected from reddit and uses this site as a way to rebound back
>Creates fictional characters like Fedoramen, b-the kidd, fartcuck, Triphammer
>Gets upset if anyone other than him gets over. Beckylynchwaifuguy got over - Bretmark cried for weeks.
>Uses a Kevin Nash promo as a meme instead of being original
>Thinks Get a Clue is a wrestling term because Russo and
>has no clue about Liberal Emerging Markets like Brazil, India thinks everything outside USA are communists or Islamic countries
>Has a very narrow and cliched perspective of Mexico, U.K, Australia, Easter Europe and India. Makes up his own stories when he has never left his basement
>Makes threads insulting himself, to give illusion of relevance
>Makes threads with fictional characters like Fedoramen to spout his unoriginal memes and give people the illusion that they've picked up around here
>He has to desperately samefag and talk to himself here for any relevance
>Jumps on any bandwagon
>if someone gets a meme over he will spam "Stop forcing this shit here" Eventually he gives up and starts spamming that meme in hopes it fails. A good example were /tv/ and /wsg/ material. Which always had a guy in every thread saying "Stop trying to force it" that's Bretmark crying himself to sleep
>Creates a post where someone is angry and replies to it "SEETHING" to give an illusion that people on /asp/ are using it
>There are 5-7 people on here at a time, it used to be 300+ 7 months ago
