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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:41:41 No.9076068 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9076112 >>9076473 >>9078667 >>9079260 >>9080390 >>9080673

Alright kid, drop me on my head then pick me up, drag me to the corner and do the same move you used to drop me on my head the first time but from the top rope. Then you pin me and I kick out at 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:42:44 No.9076090 Report

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Unironically based
Sawdust wrestlers are the most kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:43:52 No.9076112 Report

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>>9076068
ok but first we go outside and you suplex me headfirst into the floor then you go for suicide dive but I dodge and you crash headfirst into the guardrail then I backdrop driver you headfirst into the floor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:48:55 No.9076222 Report

Quoted By: >>9076473 >>9079313

>okay here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to stiff you with a lariat and give you a concussion. After that, I want you to give me a back drop driver and drop me on my head. I’ll no sell that and then give you a sleeper suplex and drop you on your head. Then I’ll hit a moonsault and you’ll hear a popping sound but don’t worry, it’s just my knees. I want you to kick out and then pick me up and drop me on my head again. After that take me outside and drop me on my head on the exposed concrete. Then we’ll get back in the ring and do choppa, then I’ll hit another lariat and knock you out for real this time and pin you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:53:17 No.9076335 Report

Quoted By: >>9077187 >>9079332 >>9080616

>listen kid, here’s the match, please understand and listen. We stiff each other with elbows for 5 minutes over and over, I then shoot headbutt you and bonce ronce the cornew
and des his gona sasd ewrg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 01:58:46 No.9076473 Report

Quoted By: >>9076596

>>9076068
>>9076222
The Jannetties of 90s puroresu who got outdrawn by NJPW left and right

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 02:03:37 No.9076596 Report

Quoted By: >>9076682 >>9076881

>>9076473
Why talk about things you don’t understand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 02:05:52 No.9076645 Report

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I don't recall Misawa ever doing the kick out at 1 stuff. I want to say that started in the Strong BJ division of big Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 02:06:54 No.9076682 Report

Quoted By: >>9077141

>>9076596
Why do facts make you seethe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 02:13:54 No.9076881 Report

Quoted By: >>9077141 >>9078747 >>9079188

>>9076596
Ya gonna cry, all whopanetty? Ya gonna cope, japoopetty? Ya gonna bitch and moan, Giant KWABAetty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 02:24:09 No.9077141 Report

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>>9076682
Why talk about things you clearly know nothing about?
>>9076881
Giant Baba never ran shows in the Tokyo Dome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 02:26:13 No.9077187 Report

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>>9076335
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:26:04 No.9078667 Report

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>>9076068
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:31:02 No.9078747 Report

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>>9076881
Based big dimes Don

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:41:37 No.9078910 Report

Quoted By: >>9078941 >>9079094

>liking puro, where workrate is king
>being a drawfag
What in the world...

Anyway the whole era is based and console waretties get the rope around these parts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:43:47 No.9078941 Report

Quoted By: >>9078961

>>9078910
you don't understand professional wrestling
stop listening to meltzer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:45:08 No.9078961 Report

Quoted By: >>9078981 >>9079095

>>9078941
If understanding pro wrestling makes me a console war nigger, I'd rather not understand shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:46:38 No.9078981 Report

Quoted By: >>9079047

>>9078961
i'm a console warrior because i know that "workrate" isn't important in japan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:51:01 No.9079047 Report

Quoted By: >>9079084

>>9078981
So your interest in Japanese wrestlers is determined by how many tickets they can supposedly sell at a supershow?

I'm sorry I don't understand drawfags at all. It's like I'm trying to communicate with an alien or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:53:19 No.9079084 Report

Quoted By: >>9079172

>>9079047
you can just admit you were wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:54:14 No.9079094 Report

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>>9078910
only all japoo valued workrate, and that's why they could never draw like NJPW where everyone shits out charisma and character work. Having workrate is just the cherry on top for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:54:18 No.9079095 Report

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>>9078961
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 03:59:37 No.9079172 Report

Quoted By: >>9079552

>>9079084
Yeah man, I sure hate smelly All Japoo smarks, bro
>watches Masahiro Chono go to a 30 minute time limit draw
Workrate sucks, am I right guys? I just like who sells the most tickets!
>watches a 45 minute Tenryu epic
I like Hashimoto because he sells the tickets!
>watches Hashimoto have a fucking 5 star, 25 minute brawl with Choshu

Who the fuck do you think you're fooling? Are you really trying to pretend that you're a fucking puro anti-smark?
lol
lmao even

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 04:01:13 No.9079188 Report

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>>9076881
Those are worked numbers and Giant Baba never ran the Tokyo Dome because he had autism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 04:05:06 No.9079260 Report

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>>9076068
YOU GOT IT CHIEF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 04:07:00 No.9079287 Report

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You capitalist marks who think you can actually judge things by how they draw is so cringe.
Drawing has way more to do with marketing and the reach of your promotional TV show, not quality.
WWE has always sucked but they always had the best national TV deals.

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 04:08:14 No.9079313 Report

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>>9076222
>Then I’ll hit a moonsault and you’ll hear a popping sound but don’t worry, it’s just my knees.
sent my sides to the shadow realm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 04:09:28 No.9079332 Report

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>>9076335
fucking lmao this is a good thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 04:17:59 No.9079431 Report

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>Alright kid, so here's how this is going to work
>You're going to come out and pop 65,000 people in the Tokyo Dome with your entrance
>then my chiptune hits and pops them WAY fucking harder to the point where you can't believe they had so much more to give and are immediately humiliated, humbled, and jannetty'd
>then I fucking attack you before the bell because I'm pissed off, stiffing you brutally like it's a shoot
>haha, no need for the blade my friend, I'll hardway you by putting my bootprint on your forehead
>I irish whip you and then you concuss me with a spinning wheel kick
>you take me down and strech me for about 5 minutes
>then I fire up and hit you with a trainee killing lariat before putting you into the based submission I made up that was ripped off by both Bret Hart and Sting, the Sasori Gatame
>you tap immediately and then I stomp you for 5 more minutes while the timekeeper frantically rings the ball and we leave to an almost riotous atmosphere

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Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 04:25:48 No.9079530 Report

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Hey there kid, so listen - here's what I'm thinking for our match tonight...

We'll start slow - ya know - lots of back-and-forth chop spots, some stiff forearms, and a superplex or two. After we've gotten past the soft stuff, we'll move into the meat of the match. You can take control for 10 minutes and get all your shit in - maybe hit me with your finisher a couple times. After that we'll do the thumbtack spot. I'll empty the bag of tacks on the outside of the ring, and then Im hoping you feel comfortable giving me a piledriver off the top rope to the outside on to the tacks. Then we can really turn up the heat - you'll roll my near lifeless corpse into the ring and then hit me with a couple dozen con-chair-to's - that should really get the crowd going. Then we'll go home with the fire spot - be sure to douse me up real good with that lighter fluid - pour some into my mouth and down my trunks before you toss that lit match onto me.

Anyway, whadda ya think kid? I think we can really send this crowd home happy - even if it is just a house show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 04:27:35 No.9079552 Report

Quoted By: >>9080082

>>9079172
>watches Masahiro Chono go to a 30 minute time limit draw
>watches a 45 minute Tenryu epic
>watches Hashimoto have a fucking 5 star, 25 minute brawl with Choshu
these are all based, and on top of that they sold tickets. What's not to like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 05:19:46 No.9080082 Report

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>>9079552
>What's not to like?
all of that stuff I posted is based, you're right
point is that it's retarded to pretend you're some kind of smark-hating drawfag when you're non-japanese but into something as obscure as japanese wrestling
to be a westerner that is into japanese wrestling to the level that guy is (posting attendance stats and shit) is to be the smarkiest smark that ever smarked so his attitude is just kind of funny because of the self-loathing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 05:54:16 No.9080390 Report

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>>9076068
But when is DROPPA PHASE 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 06:36:22 No.9080616 Report

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>>9076335
Fucking lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Feb 2023 06:46:02 No.9080673 Report

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>>9076068
No problem, GOAT. Drinks are on me tonight.

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