Kill smarks. Behead smarks. Roundhouse kick a smark into the concrete. Slam dunk a smark baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy smarks. Defecate in a smark's food. Launch smarks into the sun. Stir fry smarks in a wok. Toss smarks into active volcanoes. Urinate into a smark's gas tank. Judo throw smarks into a wood chipper. Twist smarks' heads off. Report smarks to the IRS. Karate chop smarks in half. Curb stomp pregnant smarks. Trap smarks in quicksand. Crush smarks in the trash compactor. Liquefy smarks in a vat of acid. Eat smarks. Dissect smarks. Exterminate smarks in the gas chamber. Stomp smark skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate smarks in the oven. Lobotomize smarks. Mandatory abortions for smarks. Grind smark fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown smarks in fried chicken grease. Vaporize smarks with a ray gun. Kick old smarks down the stairs. Feed smarks to alligators. Slice smarks with a katana.