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*Castlevania music hits*>Ayo! The world is cold, better bundle up! I said, the world is cold, better bundle up! Ay.. >Ayo! The world is cold, better bun..
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Give him the kings load already
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Fucking love Eddieposting
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>Well you heard it there folks, Eddie The Nut King Kingston has just made several unwanted announcements of his desire to be slurping the semen of men, japanese men, and maybe japanese sea men semen. Well be looking forward to what the response will be from New Japan Pro Wrestling as the show goes on. Will Okada accept to put his nut forward or will he open Eddies Forbidden Door. Stay tuned...no wait just a moment, we hear now from CEO Tony Khan that this match has been made official, here's the card we made mere seconds ago, it's Eddie Kingston versus Okada in a Nut Twister Casino Ladder Barbwire Blowjob match, just like Eddie likes it. Stay tuned for the next match!
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>>9107811 Fucking holy kek!
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>>9107925 Ex, did you say a Nut Twister BJ match? There used to be a guy that would hang out in public toilets in the Bronx after hours and he was known for this exact technique. Don't ask me how I knows this stuff by the way, haha. Jr, what's your take?
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>>9108550 >Ughhhh cock...ughhhh balls...ughhhh physicality..Eddie..kingston's appetite for male ejaculations...can..ugh..not be contained to a single...oohh..continent. Anonymous
>>9108613 >....O-ok, Jim that certainly was a comment that covered all sides of the matter inside and outside of the national borders. Pleasure to be working with one of the greats. >To answer your question Taz, thats right! Eddie Kingston used to be the All-Rimjob and Heavy Weight Cum Cuzzler champion in Bronx Backroom Wrestling Fedration between 2004 and 2005. This means Okada surely is up for a tough fight, but Eddie will also find him a tough nut to crack. But don't be fooled by Okada's boring outer shell or the personality of a hand sanitizer bottle, inside that stiff outshell that could drive off an arena full of viewers lies an equal stiff will to slam hard and stiff on his opponents. >But that is for the Forbidden Door, right now, whats on the card for tonight Taz? Anonymous
>>9108868 So it was Eddie that was blowing m....uh..thanks for the commentary Ex. Well we've got a stack card tonight on Dynamite with the Jericho Appreciation Society squaring off against the Acclaimed in a "no loads barred" prostate massage match and from what I understand, a plastic tarp was given to the first three rows as a cover from "flying jizz". You know, not for nothing, Ex, but I haven't seen a plastic tarp since Gallagher was on tour, haha! That'll be followed by Mox vs the Big Red Bus to see which one can bleed the most and the main event which will be Darby Allen losing to some midcarder. It's all tonight on AEW Dynamite!
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>>9109040 >Mox vs the Big Red Bus to see which one can bleed the most Anonymous
>>9109040 why did men stop dying their beard? he looks terrible. a bit a dye and he would be presentable. either shave it off or dye it.
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>>9109149 Probably because they're men and not women, and that level of narcissism is at least still frowned upon when it's a man. It's understandable if you're an active in your 40s like LA Knight who (probably) dies his beard because it might help him get that main event push that they seem so intent on not giving him for some retarded reason. Taz is a retired, middle aged man who manages younger wrestlers, including his adult son. What the fuck is he supposed to look like?
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>>9109040 >What an exciting and stimulating night. It remains to be seen if Jericho will join us the commentary or will he be coaching on the ring side as I am reading that it will be Garcia and Cool Hand Luke from Jerkoff Appreciation Society facing off with the Acclaimed. What an unusual combination! Usually we only see Cool Hand Luke with Daddy Magic Matt Menard and Garcia teaming up with Sammy Guevara. >Garcia is a master of jizzing and pissing all over the crowd and ring while his tag for tonight, Cool Hand Luke of course hails Canada the home of cold handjobs. Some say a bit cooling is more pleasurable, I don't know about that one, it might be the recipe to really rile up either Max Caster or Anthony Bowens hot blood for some explosive results Anonymous
>>9107811 what is that faggot supposed to be, fake black guy?
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>>9109242 I'll tell you something that..er..Chris Kanyon taught me in a ..ah..Ybor City alley, Ex.. Excelsior. Ugh.. put an ice cube..uh in your butt before cumming..talk about chilling! Speaking of.. Daddy Magic..er..bygawd..the only magic my daddy showed me was when he..er..made my allowance money...er..disappear to buy crack cocaine downtown..uh.
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>>9109280 A fake tough guy that shoot loves cocks
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>>9109330 >Absolutely riveting JR, you are spot on, that might be the secret recipe for Cool Hand Luke, speak of the devil, HERE COMES THE J A S down the ramp and look at this! New skintight chaps on Garcia! He made sure he has the intimidation factor down. Joining them on the entrance is the man himself Chris Jericho looking like he is half way down in pants and attitude, certainly not swinging hard today. Anonymous
>>9109428 This is Tony Schiavone live in the AEW Control Center! Daniel Garcia and the JAS aresking their grand entrance with Chris Jericho in tow. I have to say that with Garcia's assless chap I'm become I'm become I'm becoming gay!
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>>9109509 Wo-Wou_woah?! Just now? Tony you've been wearing that earring for a while... I thought you made up your mind a long time ago HAHA. I mean, me and Excaliba here we had plans to buy you tickets to see the Cats musical for your birthday. 2 tickets too, those aint cheap.
Garcia and Cool Hand Luke have made into ring, and are warming or cooling each other off in anticipation. The Acclaimed about to hit stage. I can't wait to hear this. I love Max's raps!
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