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>be Paul
>be forced to leave wrestling due to health
>Vince and Laryngitis cuck you out of your own brand
>cope pretending you always wanted it to be like this
>Vince proceeds to fire all of the talent you grew out of spite
>months later, Vince and Laryngitis get out of the company and you're now in control
>have a promising start by bringing Io Shirai into the main roster
>keep interest by developing Drew vs Roman as the end of a worn-out title run
>start bringing back the talent that didn't sign with Khan
>Shit Row is shit, but everyone is willing to let it go as long as you keep doing a good work with everything else
>cue Clash at the Castle
>sabotage the main event by throwing another Samoan in the hopes you'll get Rocko for WM
>everyone shits on you for it
>Kross, your pet project, eats all the apathy you caused
>you end up dropping Kross and the title matches you planned for him
>you also fuck over Gargano, your other pet project
>you then proceed to fuck over your evil stables at Raw by making one fight against a wall (Bianca) and the other against the air (JD and their nothingfeud with Styles)
>and fuck over Theory with the worst MITB cash-in
>you keep on hiring dimeless shitters that offer nothing to the roster like Tegan
>then said shitters disappoint you because you don't know what to do with them
>Vince comes back and causes mass panic in the company
>and Rocko rejects the match you wanted so much
>your only real saving graces now are Sami Zayn and the midcard champions
>but Zayn's feud is now out of your control because people want him to win a world title
>proceed to kill what very little dignity JD still had by making Edge and Beth wreck them, when one of their members just won the female Rumble
>throw Lesnar and Lashley into feuds with shitters like slug Omos and fatso Wyatt
>and then kill Damage CTRL by making them job to a pair of walled grannies, and they will likely job to Ronda and Shayna later
No wonder why this guy lost promoter of the year.