>>9150396I'M ABOUT AS FAR FROM PRO-PUNK ELF AS YOU CAN BE. Punk Elf got lucky against me in one match, and that's only because she's reckless and dangerous, with no understanding of how this industry works.
I'm seeing a lot of shade thrown my way that Kelly Omega is a one trick pony, so I'll make it real simple for you.
Gun Girl: you're a fraud. You ain't never beaten me, you didn't beat anyone for that title, and the fact that you are praised as some sort of "champion" in this company is a travesty. Your promos are lame, your look is bland, and that stable you lead is nothing but a bunch of cannon fodder, which Skelly was right to get out of when she had the chance.
But don't think you're any better, Skelly. You've got that hardcore title, but you've defend it, what, once? You put on this flashy persona with your coloured hair and your upbeat attitude, but we all know that you're just a pathetic little girl who doesn't even understand half the things we real competitors are saying. You made one smart decision in leaving the Gun Girl Army -- because that's what it should have been called -- and I'll give you some veteran advice: make your second smart decision and drop out of the fatal four way at Waifus Collide and save yourself some years on your bump card.
And last and CERTAINLY LEAST, Bishamonta. Kelly Omega doesn't even know what to say to you. You're big, you're red. Who cares? I'm a better wrestler than you, a better promo than you, I have better merch than you, and I'll DAMN SURE be a better champion than you.
