Tony the Snowman
He was a coked out, seething soul
With his crowds all dead as the ratings fell, his shows were ice cold..

Tony the Snowman
Was a complete geek they say
He'd get real worked and tweet bad stuff
At idiots and no names.

There must have been some good dust inside his bod that day
For when he got on that post show scrum, he began to scream about WWE bots

Oh Tony the Snowman
Was coked out as you can see
He would call out men and shoot on thee, despite his hypocrisy