>>9164044Jesus was the son of God, who created the heavens and the Earth
>Bret is the son of Stu Hart, who created The Dungeon and some of the greatest pro wrestlers everJesus was the leader of the Disciples
>Bret was the leader of the Hart FoundationJesus befriended a prostitute
>Bret was friends with SunnyJesus performed miracles such as turning water into wine
>Bret performed miracles such as getting good matches out of NashJesus fed five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes
>Bret entertained eighty thousand people with just one match, one Intercontinental belt and one completely fucked-up British BulldogJesus was tempted with dominion over all earthly kingdoms, but refused
>Bret was tempted with a spot in the all-powerful Kliq, but refusedThe crowd chose Barabbas over Jesus at the Passover feast
>The crowd chose Austin over Bret at Wrestlemania 13Jesus was betrayed by Judas
>Bret was betrayed by Earl HebnerJesus was killed in Calvary
>Bret was born in Calgary, and will most likely die there as wellJesus' body disappeared from the tomb three days after the Crucifixion
>Bret's in-ring career disappeared three years after the ScrewjobJesus was killed by Jews
>Bret's in-ring career was killed by a JewJesus had holes in his palms as a result of how his life on Earth ended
>Bret had a quarter-sized hole in his neck as a result of how his wrestling career endedJesus gave up his life to protect us from our sins, and to give all people an opportunity for salvation
>Bret gave up his wrestling career to protect Austin and The Rock from The Kliq, and to give fans the Attitude eraHave you praised our Lord and Savior Bret Hart today?
